A nearby Limmerick

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There was a Lady, who did not like Toffies. One day she went to spend some time at the social welfare office. She said to the clerk: 'Hey, Honey, I would need some money!' The clerk said: 'Oh, is that so?' The Lady nodded, then she spotted some Toffies in the office! Soon, she was out of control, rocked for and frol and fled out of the office. The Clerk, he threw some Toffies on the floor, of his office. They Lady felt just like a rocket, but did not have, any money in her pocket!

(Lyrics copyright Ghila Pan)

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