Coulson had suffered enough. That morning he accidentally walked in on Bobby and Hunter in a steamy make-out session on top of Lola. After he ran away gagging, Fitzsimmons burned off his eyebrows in a "contained" chemical explosion in the lab. He was the start of many jokes that day.
By lunch, he had finally threatened every agent into silence....and working overtime. Unfortunately, the peace didn't last: May was in need of a sparring partner. Apparently, Coulson was the only agent who didn't know to hide during May's midday training hour. No wonder he'd been her punching bag all week.
To top it all off, because the universe just loved to laugh in his face, Skye was missing. When Skye was missing, things could go from a sunshiny, happy day to the world is ending due to angry, rabid bunnies in the blink of an eye. Shit was about to hit the fan, and it wasn't because Fitz had a pet monkey (monkeys were banned from the Bus forever!).
In the meantime, the team sat in the lounge after an hour of searching for the "most troublesome brunette to ever exist", according to May.
Bobby, Hunter, and Fitzsimmons sat across from May and Coulson. Bobby and Hunter periodically snickered and whispered to each other, signaling more messes for Coulson to clean up. He was honestly thinking of becoming a maid.
On the other side of the couch, Fitzsimmons sat with duct tape covered mouths, a sure sign they were in on the team's shenanigans. In the corner, Mack frequently peeked at doorway, as if looking would cause the lost brunette to appear.
"Ok, enough. What are you all so worked up about?" Coulson snapped.
"You'll see," Bobby smirked. Coulson raised an eyebrow.
"See what? Wait," He groaned, realization dawning on his face. "Guys? Where did Skye go? Come on, I really don't need anything else to deal with today."
"I offered my help, but you refused." May chided. They stared at each other, arguing with their eyes.
Coulson sighed. "May...."
Skye dashed through the hall and stopped in the doorway. "Awww! Philinda!"
"Skye!" May yelled. She ran after Skye, her face a mask of fury.
Coulson watched confused, as the others burst out laughing.
"This is what you had planned, wasn't it?"
"Yep."
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