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I go fiiiirst
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What color are your eyes Jishy?3:24pm
Brown :c3:25pm
Why the sad face?
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I always wanted to have brown eyes3:26pm
They're just boring
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Nobody looks good with brown eyes, trust me :P3:26pm
Well I guess I have to prove you wrong:
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1. I did use to wear brown lenses for about a year and I think I looked much better than now thank you very much
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2. Your spirit boi e.g has brown eyes and dayum, those eyes
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I mean no offense but
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3. Anne Hathaway
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4. Natalie Portman
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5. Heathens Ledger
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Heath*3:28pm
Whoa3:28pm
6. Emma Watson3:28pm
Stahp3:28pm
Okay
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7. Keira Knightley
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Tell me u never masturbated to them3:29pm
Well
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1. I still don't know what u look like
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2. What's my spirit boi?
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3. I also don't really know who Heathens Ledger is3:31pm
1. And we both know why, besides, don't masturbate to my photos ever, like please do not
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2. Did you really just ask that question
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3. I corrected it already, dork3:32pm
Ok so
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1. Why is that actually?
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2. Ummmm yeah I believe I just did
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3. Fine but I think you might have put him on the list for your own personal reasons3:34pm
1. That's because I haven't seen your face either aside of family guy but they edit too much
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2. Josh Dun is your spirit boi, I mean just look at you two
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3. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean3:36pm
1. Isn't that enough?
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2. Well I never masturbated to him
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3. Oh I think you know exactly what that meant3:38pm
1. Not for me
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2. Sucks for you
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3. Okay you got me there3:40pm
1. It was worth a try
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2. Why, did you?
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3. Knew it.3:41pm
1. Trying to convince me to show my face without showing yours isn't really trying too hard
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2. I'm not gonna answer this question
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3. I think my theraphist just came, gotta go3:43pm
Didn't you talk to them already?3:43pm
Nope, there was a queue earlier3:44pm
Okay, well good luck then_________________________________
Sorry for a late update but I was packing for vacation and then I showered and then I fell asleep like riGHT AWAY HOW WEIRD IS THAT
And then I slept for hours
And it was fabulous
Also, idk if I'm gonna be able to update for the next two weeks bc I'm going on a vacation
I think that's it for now
Stay street
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Numbers of strange (Josh Dun)
FanfictionDrunk Jish texts the wrong number and meets someone important But is it gonna last? Will a new frenship bloom? What's the meaning of life? (A bit of coarse language/abuse/depression warning) (Lots of it actually)