Random crap no one has time to read cause I suck

Peridot does drugs part 1

This is a human AU a gem in the big city with a wacky roommate

This is just a stupid idea I came up with at 4 am this isn't a real story just shitty ideas I think of when tired and come up with this

Don't do drugs, I haven't because I want to live
I would be the worst person to be around when on drugs
Seriously

Lapis's p.o.v.
"Peridot I'm home" I said walking in and closing the door
"N-no Percy you can't -sobbing- I ONLY WANTED TO SEE HIM TOUCH YOUR YABOS" peridot wailed from the couch
"Peridot, what the hell are you talking about.."
I walk over to peridot and see her eating "magic mushrooms"
"Titty slang of the year baby" peridot slurred with lazy eyes
"Peridot what the fuck, are you eating magic mushroom? The hell?" I say pissed
"No, and you can't prove anything lasip lapili" she said blinking her left eyes and right eye a mere second apart.
"Then what the hell is this?" I ask grabbing the bag of mushrooms
"Huh, haven't seen those in my life" she said grabbing the remote to change the tv Channel
"You should ask Pierre that sicko won't let Percy touch his titty" she said changing the tv to animal planet and watching a cheetah run as she giggled.
"Hehe, look at that thing, it looks like a rabbit on steroids" she giggled
"Oh my god, peridot the cheetah does not
Look like a damn rabbit on steroids" I said

I sighed and took the mushrooms from peridot so she doesn't die in some unnatural disaster from eating them all.

I got into my room and put them on my dresser then closed my door and went into my bathroom to shower

3rd p.o.v.

Peridot sat on the couch singing to the cheetah on the screen. The signal got interrupted and peridot screamed for at least 15 seconds.
Peridot got up and walked down the hall
"Oh mY SHIT THATS ALOT OF WOOD" peridot yelled and cried as she stroked the wood polished wall
About five minutes later peridot went On her way into lapis's room and spotted the mushrooms and pulled them off the dresser and took one out and put everything back in place and patted the bag"es-es okey my babbis mamah lovas yo, I'll be back" peridot whispered and left lapis's room.
Peridot grabbed milk and fruit from the fridge and threw a bunch of fruit in the blender and poured milk in
"Myes, Myers my childs. You will delbisious"
She blended it all then put the mushroom in and blended it
"Shhshhhhh my chLd it's oki yuwill taste great"

Lapis's p.o.v.

I got out of the shower, dried off, and put on shorts and a random t-shirt.
As I brushed my hair I heard the blender
"Oh my god what is she doing now" I mumbled to myself and walked out of my room and sped down the hall and into the kitchen
"PERIDOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
I yelled as I witnessed peridot balled up on the floor crying as the blender throws it's self around the counter, still on, and what ever the heck was in it now on the wall
Well, half of it at least.
"IVE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HAMSTERS ARE SUPER CUTE BUT WANT TO KILL ME!I WILL SHAVE MY EYEBROWS OFF IF I DONT GET ONE" she got up and yelled crawling over to me
"PERIDOT YOU'RE NOT GETTING A HAMSTER YOU WILL PROBABLY TRY AND GIVE IT DRUGS AND NO SHAVING YOUR BROWS! ALSO WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SMOOTHIE IS THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE DEATH" I yelled.
Peridot whimpered and pulled my shorts helping herself up. She jumped onto me and wrapped her legs around my hips and stroked my face
"Lazuli, please drink the smoothie, it will make steroid rabbit very happy"
"~hoo my god when will this end" i mumbled
"NEVER NOT UNTIL YOU DRINK THE SMOOTHIE OF LIFE!" Peridot yelled pulling on my shirt and leaning back with her legs still wrapped around my hips
"No, I'm not drinking that shit"
"But laaZzuloiiaass pleebbs you must!" She whined
"-sigh- what the hell is in that mess anyway"I asked
"I put in milk, strawberries, an apple, blueberries, grapes, and that one banana on the counter" she said getting off me and grabbing the blender and pouring it into a cup
"Try it lazuli" she said handing it to me
"Uuuhhhhhh"
Peridot shoved it in my face and put it to my mouth
"Smoothie smoothie shake your booty and make lapis grow some boobies" she sang waving it in front of my face. At this point I was choking on laughter at her musical rhyming.
I grabbed the cup and looked at it making a disgusted face
"Just a sip" peridot said closing her eyes and nodding as she patted my hip
She was way shorter then me.
"Just a sip?" I asked to be sure
"Just a sip." Peridot said assuring,
I grunted and took a quick sip and handed the cup back to peridot
"So, how did it taste" peridot asked
"Well, um, it wasn't good... But it wasn't..as..bad... As I expected it to be"
"Das good da tis good" peridot said putting the drink on the counter.
She went back into the living room and passed out on the floor. I grabbed a sponge and wiped up the smoothie that got on the wall and counter.

To be continued

I didn't check for grammar or spelling cause it's 5:30am and I need to go to bed so here have this and be happy with it

Bye my babies
Your all fabulous