In Lindsey's point of view
Based on a #tru story
It was 6am n the sun was shining thu the window and it was really annoying because usually the curtains r closed so I ain't gotta put up w this shit but I guess my mom or something came in and opened them up when I wasn't paying attention or something idk.
I roll my ass outta bed n onto the floor because then the bed would block the window n everything was dark n shit again so I could sleep some moor.
Wake up again at like 10:27 bc my mom told me to get breakfast cuz we gotta leave early. We have a grocery shoppin appointment at the Walmart. I 8 cornflakes for breakfast. Didn't have any milk w it tho bc we haven't gone grocery shoppin yet.
Ok we at the Walmart now 4 our appointment. I help my mom push the shoppin cart a bit cuz I like to help to feel like I'm important.
"Go get some lice shampoo," mom screamed. It wasn't even embarrassing bc I love the lil critters in my head. So then I'm off 2 get the lice shampoo. Kinda sad to see em go tbh.
Ok I'm in the kids shampoo isle n there's this cute blonde baddie. I heard him talkin to the sales associate lady n noticed he was Australian or some shit. That's actually my kink.
"Hey cutie what ur name." I said n he was like "hey its me Jacob"
We flirted for like 3 min n then he was like "show me ur tits" n I was like no u show me ur d first n then I'll show u my juggs"
Ok then he shows me his d n it was really big n shit gotta be like 8 inches I was real impressed but it was circumcised and that's gross
And then I look closer
This mf has his d redder than a damn avocado in a mexican bar. Ok it looks like its infected or some shit I dunno what's gonna happen
Ok I block him on all my social media because I s2g he got herpes it was gross
I would still consider him tho bc he was really big and I was really impressed bc ive never seen a guy that big before
I don't even care if he pounds my cervix its cool
