Wild

~Chapter 1~ Severus Snape

Astrid Lune ^ played by Amanda Steele

Chapter 1:

You know what I hate?

When your sitting in class, being a goody two shoes and listening very closely as to what your teacher is droning on about. And then you switch off for about 3 microseconds because you thought a bee was making out with that chewed up pencil Andy Garblow threw on the windowsill 5 weeks ago, and somehow that was more entertaining than mc squared over the square root of 25. And then the teacher makes eye contact with you, and they just have this look in their eye that somehow they can only perfect, and they hit you with the question.

Now let me tell you this, this question is even worse then finding out Nutella ran out; this question literally makes your heart stop.

"Astrid. Repeat what I just said, please."

Now my teacher, sweet, caring and feminine Ms Gile gives you detention if you breathe at the wrong time. I'm not even exaggerating. This kid sighed during our maths test a few days ago, and he got an half hour detention after school on a Friday for "encouraging boredom in the class".

If that's not peak, I don't know what is.

Anyway, what I mean is, if she can give out a detention for breathing at the wrong fucking time, then someone like me, her favourite (note the sarcasm, I'm amazing at it) student, was caught not listening, boy would she be happy. You know, I think it's cause she has nothing better to do with her life then wait around and stare at your during your detention as you squirm under her affirmatively firm glare. That's actually quite sad if you think about it. An unmarried high school teacher with a bunch of snot nosed kids as the beautiful (17 years in a row gold medallist at Sarcasm) faces she sees nearly every day. Actually, I catch myself thinking, I wouldn't mind giving her a bit of company. She might be the sweetest thing you know.
"As always, never listening, Lune. I wonder how you even manage to get a question down on your papers. With a brain like yours, I'm surprised your sitting in my class. Embarrassing, really." Ms Gile said, turning her nose up at me as students sniggered around me.

Ugh. Popularity.

And you know what, I take back every damn thing I said about this teacher. She deserves to be lonely. And I bet you, the bee and her were in this together.

Well. At least I didn't get detention.

"Detention, after school. Half hour."

Fuck. It's like I'm Harry Potter and she's Snape. No. Did I just dare compare one of the greatest protagonist of all time to this hag? She can't even put her makeup on properly. Look at that eyeliner. Like a bunch of caterpillars found their way onto her already dead face. Disgusting. Look at her glaring at me, snaring her over large nose in my direction, turning red to the peak where she matches her red lipstick. It makes me as green as her ugly eyeshadow.

"Detention. After school. One hour."

Fuck.

Did I just say all that out loud?