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You can give the raptor squad a dare or ask them a question. If I get bored, I'll make my own. Highest ranking: #66 in humor.

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by NatalieMowery

by NatalieMowery

halfmoonthewarrior asked of the raptor squad could meet the OC raptors Eagle and

Pirate the pirate raptor.

Me: Yes. Yes they can.

Blue: We'll meet Eagle first. I don't want to deal with pirates right now.

Me: Okay. *Lets Eagle into the paddock.*

*Echo sneaks up behind her and stares unsettlingly. Charlie

starts to ask a question. Delta sneezes.*

Charlie: Have you ki-

Eagle: Shut your mouth, short raptor.

Charlie: I was ask-

Eagle: Shup the fu-

Echo: LANGUAGE DUDE, LANGUAGE!

*Echo and Eagle get into a big fight.*

Me: *Facepalms* Okayyy, time to meet Pirate...

Raptor squad: NOO! We have been tortured enough! Don't do this to us!