Oh, thanks, it's really cute! So "cute" I could just tear it to a million pieces. Honestly, when I think of people with crushes, I think more of flowers and poems, but no, you're on a whole other level; you draw fan-art. Do you just happen to have a ton of free time, or are you just that obsessed? Oh, yes, it looks exactly like me, right down to the dead eyes, blank face, and clear demonic aura.
A date? Sorry, I'm not allowed to date anyone. And why, in this idiotic world, would I want to? Especially you of all people. The Underworld itself sounds much, much more appealing. Can't you see how much I abhor being near you? Are you blind? I've been doing everything in my power just so we don't encounter each other in any situation, and yet, you seem to be doing just the opposite!
Yes, go away and chat with all your little friends and leave me alone, forever, please. I'll go talk with my own friends, whom are glorious angels that sit in obscure places to which I can run to and hide. Like him? Well, he's a nice guy. So "nice" that I'd like nothing more than to bind him in one hundred pounds worth of chains and toss him down a well!
I once heard that when a "nice guy" got rejected for too long, he pulled a gun on that very girl. I wonder if that would happen to me if I never say yes. I doubt he'd be brave enough to, and if he did, it would be incredibly easy to disarm him anyway. But then I'd never be able to tell him how grossly repelled I am by him. Oh no, is that him? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please DO NOT SEE ME!
