I'm in the middle!! [book one]( NARUTO fanfic)

2. Naruto's happiness

DISCLAIMER
I don't own naruto or the original plot, they belong to Kishimoto Masashi. But I do own Kurai and my randomness (plus the oc's that pops in from time to time)
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Kami it's so....Boring.
Entirely boring.

I sat in the seat next to Sasuke.
Crap... When did he became so emo like?!

I groaned and place my head on the desk.
I had three problems already

1. I was bored
2. I couldn't read my book
3. The blondie and the pinkie were arguing on who should sit next to the 'Uchiha brothers'

Typical fangirls.

I looked over to naruto. He had a bored yet annoyed glare.
Possibly annoyed by which Iruka-Sensei was yelling at him about.

"Since Naruto thinks that his pranks are more worthy than jutsu, everyone will do the transforming jutsu again!"

Many groaned and whined.
"No buts! Now first off Sakura."

The pink haired girl next to me, perked her head up and went to the front of the class.
"HENKAN-NO-JUTSU!" She turned into a perfect replica of Iruka.

She turned back in a poof.
"Did you see that Sasuke, Kurai?!" She looked up with hope.
Sasuke glared at her for being annoying and I gave her a thumbs up.

Sometimes I wonder how we were brothers in the first place.

"Sasuke"

He got down and did the technique.
"KYAAAA SASUKE-KUN IS SO COOL!!!!"

"Kurai? Um..I know this is your first day and so but feel free to excuse yourself from this basic exercise."

I left up my hand. "It's alright sensei. I'll do it."

I hopped on the desk and ran to the front.
Doing the handsigns in a rapid formation.
"Henkan-no-jutsu!"

There again, another clone of Iruka.

He clapped in astonishment.
"How did you learn so fast?"

"I have my ways" I mearly shrugged.

He looked from his paper. He sighed.
"Naruto..."

"All right! It my time to shine!!"

He made rapid handsigns and proofed.

"Sexy no JUTSU!!"

A naked women took over his spot. She had two blond pigtails and clouds covering the females 'parts'

Damn I need to learn that Jutsu.
I showed my thumb up in a approve kind of way.
Sasuke looked at me in an remotely weird way.

Kusu ....he caught me....he had found out...that I'm a pervert....or did he?
DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!

Iruka revived from his massive nose bleed. Starting to yell at his crazy antics.
I could see Naruto eyes showing loneliness, he was just using a fake fascade.

The school last hours was spent by reciting basic Jutsu.

Finally I'm out of the hell hole!!!

I took out my latest Icha Icha paradise. Walking while reading a book, ignoring weird stares from adults yep! That's life..

"Why the hell are you still reading that?"
I flinched before noticing the same chakra.

Sasuke.

I continued reading, avoiding his stare.

"Why aren't you reading it?"

He gave me a disgusted look.
"I'm not desperate" he answered nonchantly.

I shrugged.

"You still haven't answered my question Kurai-ni San." He smirked.

"I like the imagination and graphic , the sage wrote." I replied bluntly.

He held a disgust look but manage to keep his cool.

I looked up, my bored onyx eyes meet his.
" hey little bro, why are you suddenly emo?"

It took him roughly ten seconds to reply back
"What do you mean? I'm always like that."

"No you weren't. What happen to the 'Ni-San I need to go potty' Sasuke?" I smirked while he flushed in embarrassment.

Kurai : 1
Sasuke : 0

"Sasuke I need a place to stay."

"And you're wondering if you could stay at my place?"

"Actually I was wondering if I could have a loan but since you invited me, I accept on the behave you have to be at least 14 to stay home alone."

"You Baka, you're talking smart but you're only 13 and a few months older than me." He growled
I just laughed and rubbed his hair.
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Today I we had our genin test.
It wasn't that difficult.

All w needed to do was shadow clone jutsu.

I rubbed my head in annoyance cause it was taking forever.
Since Iruka-sensei and another blondie were spectating on our results, our class started to talk to one of another.

"Kya Sasuke-Kun go out with me!" The long hair blond which I recall Ino obviously smirked.

Sasuke gave a slight glare which undertake as a no.
The blond looked upset for a moment, that's where I came from.

Ino felt a soft pat on her back.
She turned towards me and blushed.

"I'm sorry about that. Sasuke has a tendency to rejects any kind of relationships. I suggest you try again as soon as he notice." I smiled reassuring that it will be fine.

She nodded her head frantically and blushed full red.
"T-thank y-you K-Kurai-kun..." And quickly ran off to join her pink friend.

I chuckled and turned around to meet an annoyed look on Naruto face.

"I don't get it..aren't Uchiha supposed to be mean and cruel? You're really stating the opposite BELIEVE IT!!"

"Well how are we suppose to act like?" I questioned him with a confused face

"I don't know! Just like Sasuke-teme!"

I chuckle darkly. Like Sasuke eh?
I removed my fringe and made a glaring smirked face.

"Tsk. Get out of my way dunce." I smiled.

He looked shock for a second and started laughing.
"Was it supposed to be like that?" I chuckled with him.

His laugh was contagious.
Too bad he was alway ignored.

Naruto laughs quiet down and he wiped a tear.
"You're funny man. I don't see how you guys are related!"

"Me neither. Hey naruto-sempai wanna be partners in crimes?" I lent a hand

"You bet I would believe it!" He shook my hand.

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I look frantically for naruto in the crowds of parents and genin's.
I tied the head band onto my waist, making a belt, and ran towards the boy sitting sadly on the swing.

I heard naruto had failed the test.

I pat his shoulder signally I was next to him.
He looked up, his eyes were on the verge of crying.

The other parents weren't helping either.
Making such stupid but stabbing comments.

I smiled at him and gently pulled of my belt.
He looked at it in shock
"Take it. You need it more than I need it." I smiled.

He rubbed his eyes but shook his head.
"I can't. I want to prove that I'm a real Shinobi Kurai-san." I smiled at his replied and messed up his hair.

"You're going to be a great warrior when you grow up. Maybe even the next Hokage."

His eyes showed of hope
"Really?!"

"Yea!!"

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Right after my little speech, he became a genin in just one night.