Baby: R-R-R...
Phil: What are you trying to say darling? Rain? Ring?
Baby: Rise and shine motherfucker it's a brand new day! Are you just going to stay in bed like a wuss? Or are you gonna get up and grab life by the tit-balls? Are you a wuss? Are you a WUSS? IS YOU A WUSS?
Phil: DANIEL I SWEAR TO GOD
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Dan And Phil Jokes
RandomDan and Phil are my children. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]
