Eddsworld Oneshots

Take a hint

Y/n's PVO:

Why am I here. What did I do to deserve this? I downed the liquor from my shot glass and looked around the bar for boo. They said we were there just for a few drinks and would be off.

That was about two hours ago... Boo was no where to be seen and I was stuck at the bar... At least they were paying for the drinks. I downed another shot and suddenly felt someone's hand grab my ass.

"What's up baby? All alone at the bar?" I looked to see some douche rag groping my ass like he owned it... This is not ok. "Look I don't want any part of what you're talking about, now please remove your hand."

He rolled his eyes, "Oh come on I know whores like you love that kind of attention." I felt my hand shake a little, he had no damn clue who he was messing with, "Look asslamp, I'm going to give you three seconds to get the fuck out of my personal space or your head will be shoved so far up your ass it will be a hat."

He scowled and shoved me against the bar, "Learn some damn respect bitch, you're out of your league." I felt despair tugging at the bottom of my stomach, tears pricked my eyes. I guess my tough girl act wasn't working.

He shoved himself on me, slamming his tobacco tasting lips against mine. My head swam, that's it, I was going to be sick. He finally had enough sense to get air before hitting me hard on the back of my head.

Asshole... The hit was supposed to knock me out right away but it only hurt like hell. I slumped against the bar stool, my vision hazy as he stopped to pick me up. Wow. I'm going to be kidnapped and raped in a busy bar... Never to be seen again. Wonderful.

The shit couch had just started to pick me up when he dropped me like a dead weight, I heard some faint arguing and what sounded like a cry of pain before I completely blacked out.

~~~~timey wimey skippy whippy~~~~

I woke up... Head throbbing I groaned and forced myself to look. The room was darker than I expected, shades covering the windows from their natural sunlight. I squinted to see some furniture around me, but what worries me most was the lump next to me...

I quickly looked under the covers to see..

Thank the lord I was still dressed, mostly. My shoes were gone and my jacket was on the door handle. So pretty ok. I honestly didn't think that douche rag would have set my things out nicely or wouldn't rape me so that left the question of who was the lump next to me.

Curiosity and fear swelled in me as
I moved closer to the sleeping lump. I was about an arms length away when they moved to face me. I felt my hand drop...

Maybe kidnapping wasn't too bad? I slid back under the covers, quietly stalking the mysterious stranger sharing a bed with me. He murmured in his sleep and wrapped an arm around me, pulling me close.

I felt my face heat up as I studied his features; fluffy ginger hair, long eyelashes, well defined cheekbones and a square chin. I could easily say that my handsome kidnapper was a perfect looking human being.

I curled into his chest, sighing, "Maybe a few more minutes of sleep was ok."

~~~~~~a few moments later~~~~~~

I felt the bed shift in my sleep and soon I woke up really cold, he left. I silently pouted, face planting where he had been, enjoying the smell of his cologne.

I internally face palmed, what was I doing?! He was a kidnapper... Even if he was hot! I continued to curl into where he had been enjoying how warm it was and how nice it smell, in a totally unweird way...

That is until I was poked. I shifted around, now looking into two brilliant green eyes staring me down. I felt my face heat again, "Ummm, hi?"

He finally blinked and smiled down at me, "Hello, I'm Matt!" I nodded, "Y/n, but could you tell me where I am?" He looked at me for a moment before smacking his forehead, "Oh bugger! I forgot you were knocked out! You're at my house!"

I nodded, "So why am I here?" He sighed, "You don't remember anything, do you silly? You were getting attacked by some jerk and I happened to notice, I saw you get knocked out and knew I had to help."

I stared at him shocked for a second, "I um, wow, thank you Matt." He smiled again before plucking me up, "Don't thank me yet! You haven't even had breakfast!"

I laughed as he dragged me through his house, I guess some strangers aren't too bad!

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Ok before you all yell at me for being cruel to y/n,, hear me out.. It's called story development,, I was going to make you the bad ass and save Matt from some ass hole guy,, but this worked out not too bad.. If you have an AU you want to suggest just leave a comment or message me,, I'm open to ideas!!

Love,,

Bunnaboo
Aka- a very tired author-chan