Gandalf: WHERE IS BILBO?Bilbo: I'm going on an adventure!
Gandalf: Atatata. Bilbo, You don't have a horse.
starkspangledbanner: Who are you and why are you here?
Gandalf: I don't know
Thor: BROTHER, I HAVE MADE A "PATWAD" ACCOUNT!
LokiTheHandsomeDevil: Ick. Brother it's "Wattpad" not "PATWAD"
Steve: Whats a Wattpad?
LokiTheHandsomeDevil: .......
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