the day before pt.1

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convo between jungkook & taehyung; aka the aliens
taelien69:
jungkookieeee
taelien69:
what r u hiding
taelien69:
I thought u loved me :(

gd_loveme:
hyung, don't be like that
gd_loveme:
hobi was just joking
gd_loveme:
don't worry

taelien69:
u sure?
taelien69:
ok
taelien69:
how should we dress up?

gd_loveme:
well obviously green
gd_loveme:
I FOUND A ONESIE VERSION, ITS BUY ONE GET THE OTHER HALF OFF

taelien69:
LETS GET THAT

gd_loveme:
we can get it at a store, u wanna go rn?

taelien69:
sure, and then after I can buy u dinner :))

gd_loveme:
thx, I love food

taelien69:
did you not get what I meant-
taelien69:
as long as ur happy

gd_loveme:
thank you tae!

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convo between youngjae & jaebum
jaebummie94:
>>wear stockings

sunshinejae:
pardon?<<

jaebummie94:
>>it'd be really...cute

sunshinejae:
u think so?<<

sunshinejae:
should I ask jinyoung-hyung?<<

jaebummie94:
>>NO
>>that's okay
>>trust me.

sunshinejae:
ok<<
wait, isn't peep and woody<< like....together?

jaebummie94:
>>mhm
>>is that okay with u?

sunshinejae:
oh<<
I'm definitely ok :)<<

jaebummie94:
>>im going to the store to get some stuff for my costume
>>u wanna come?

sunshinejae:
jackson said that it's cum<<
but<<
do u want me to cum?<<

jaebummie94:
>>DONT LISTEN TO JACKSON
>>ITS COME NOT CUM
>>AND YES I WANT U TO COME*

sunshinejae:
sorry :(<<

jaebummie94:
>>don't be sorry babe
>>let's go
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convo between jinyoung and jhope; aka j- creatures
pepi_jr: does it bother u that everyone has partners but us

magicalhorseok: eh, a little

pepi_jr: did u wanted to ask someone?
magicalhorseok: he told us last minute, so no one really popped up
>> hby

pepi_jr: hm...
>> yea, no one either

magicalhorseok: wait I have an idea

pepi_jr: what

magicalhorseok: WE CAN GO TOGETHER N CALL OURSELVES "JCREATURE"

pepi_jr: jcreature?

magicalhorseok: I mean we both have j & we both r dressed as creatures

pepi_jr: true true
>> deal

magicalhorseok: so how's your fetus

pepi_jr: right now, he & bambam are in their room doing who knows what

magicalhorseok: ;)

pepi_jr: please don't.
>> hby and your fetus

magicalhorseok: they're going to the store
>> taehyung is still questioning me lol

pepi_jr: why

magicalhorseok: I may or may not have made him suspicious towards my feelings for jungkook.

pepi_jr: oh wow
>> you know how jealous he gets
>> like w o w
>> actually they're both kinda scary when they're jealous

magicalhorseok: im willing to take my chances.
>> wanna get hot chocolate rn, it's cold.

pepi_jr: sure

magicalhorseok: good, I'll meet u at the park in 15 minutes

pepi_jr: okay :)
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meanwhile in yugyeom & bambam's room
"I PROMISE, I REALLY MEANT THE YOGURT"

"ARE YOU SURE"

"YES, YOU CAN EVEN LOOK IN THE FRIDGE"

"ARE YOU SURE YOU ONLY WANTED THE YOGURT"

"YES, I WAS HUNGRY"

"YOU SURE"

"WHY ARE YOU COMING CLOS-"

and that's how bambam died :)
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jk, yknow what they did

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"NOW, IS THE YOGURT REALLY ALL YOU WANT?"
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a/n: honestly s/o to alexriverabea for reading all my crappy books & commenting, YOU HONESTLY MAKE MY DAY (I sound so sad, but you really do make my day with your comments, thanks :') )

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