Unexpected (Her Effect One-Shot)

One Shot

Fanfictions are like your period. On one hand, you're glad you got it because you're not pregnant. On the other hand, you have to deal with cramps which feel like Satan is making your organs play twister. Who am I kidding that's all fan fictions make us feel.
That's my job, to make fangirls hate and love me with my writing. But, sometimes things don't end up how we expect them t-. I was cut off from writing my newest story's description when I heard rustling coming from my closet.
  I slowly got up from my bed and grabbed perfume off of my dresser. Instead of doing some dumb main character shit like in cliché stories, my ass turned around and ran out the door to find my roommate and get her to check. Black people always die first in scary movies, I'm not with that shit. My face ran into something hard. As I looked up I saw a tall man, who kind of resembled a frog but that's not the point.
  So, I did the first thing that came to mind, I screamed. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" I screeched"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" he screamed back. "Nice, he's British." I thought in my head before I raised the perfume bottle and hit him on the head. He blinked at me and said, "Aren't you gonna scream?" "I already did that." I said as I backed away from him. "Wow, um I don't really know how to act you're supposed to be scared." He said as he stuck his hands in his back pockets and awkwardly looked around the room. "Why would I be scared?" I said, so he slowly took off his glasses and revealed his piercing yellow orbs- fuck I meant eyes I've been reading After too much to make 'do not write' notes.
"Name's Harry, I'm a vampire." He stuck out his hand and smiled at me. I stared at his hand until he slowly retracted it back and we made eye contact. "I'm Alessia." I said and he smiled and quietly said "pretty name." Shit that was cute compose yourself girl. "So, you're a vampire huh. I don't know what happened tonight, but I'm either going insane or dreaming. I'm gonna take a nap and when I wake up you should be gone." I said in an uneven tone as I started toward my bed.
"You're beautiful." He blurted out. "What." "What." We said at the same time. "That usually works and some big romantic moment happens I'm sorry! I swear I'm not usually like this you just have no weed here in this dusty ass, no offense, world and whenever I ask someone for some the throw things at me." He rushed out. "Shit you need weed, go talk to my friend Clarence he can hook you up." I said. "Clarece?" He said as his eyes filled with hope. "Nah I don't know any Clareces, just Clarence." I said as I reached into my drawer and pulled out a joint. "You need this more than me right now 'Harry from a fanfiction" I said in a sarcastic tone.
  "I'm being serious, you're a writer right?" He asked and I nodded. "Okay, well have you noticed some old fanfics not being the same, like a new character or the plot is different. That's how it started at first. But then we started getting sucked out into the real world. I need to find the rest of my friends so we can go back." He looked less worried as he made eye contact with the weed in my hand and he took it, holding it and whispering "I missed you baby I'll never leave you again." "Same" I whispered in confusion as I took in everything he had just told me.

||20 minutes later||

  I laughed as I looked into Harry's yellow eyes, now with a slight tinge of red in them. "Dude what was I even worried about. What happens happens, you know what I mean?" He said in a spaced out voice. "Yeah man, I get it. Everything is connected somehow. Life is crazy and we've gotta live it. Global worming dude. Global warming." I replied as we shook our heads as if we had made some kind of revelation.
  He turned towards me and said "You know, I've been pretty upset since Liza picked Disney princess over me. This is the happiest I've felt since I met her." "What can I say, I'm pretty great, I guess you could say I'm something great." I let out a cackle and turned to see Harry staring at me with a straight face. "I've never met someone who told jokes as bad as mine." I looked at him with squinted eyes and said "That was comedy gold my dude, comedy gold." "No but seriously, thank you for making me happy tonight, I needed something like this." He said in a sincere tone.
"Shit I'm not good at being emotional but since I'm high I guess I can do this." I said as rolled up my sleeves and rubbed my hands together, prepping for this. I took a deep sigh before I said "I want to write you a song, one as beautiful as you are sweet. With just a hint of pain for the feeling that I get whe-" "Are those fucking song lyrics?" He said trying to look unamused. "What the fuck? How'd you know?" I asked. "Well, my first clue was the phone you were holding up to your ear playing music saying the same stuff as you." He said as he stared at me with a straight expression. "Ha, about that." I said, slowly lowering my phone.
  Before I knew it I looked up to see multiple empty bags of chips and rolls of cookie dough in front of us. "This might be a dumb question but as a vampire, are the munchies for you blood or food.." I said in a worried tone. "Well this is awkward." he said as he put the rabbit back he was pulling out of his pocket. "Dude what the hell how long has that been in there?" I asked. "You don't... you really don't want to know." He said as he let out a sad sigh and let it go in my apartment. High school didn't prepare me on how to capture a rabbit, what a waste of time.
"You can just have some of my blood I've always wanted to see what it's like to have a vampire suck my blood." I told him. "That's kinky." He said. "Just prick my thumb and get your blood." I said as I jokingly rolled my eyes. "Youcanprickmewithsomethingelsetoo." I mumbled. "What was that?" He said looking up from my thumb. "Pshhh, nothing, just admiring the uh.. the wall. Yeah the wall." I said as I smiled, satisfied with my answer.

||even later||

  "Okay, I just want to hear this one more time to make sure I have it right, characters like demons, vampires and physcos, or any character every created could be thrown into the real world at any minute?" I said. "Pretty much, guess I'm gonna have to protect you." He smirked at me. "I can protect myself." I said as I tried to get up but fell over onto my face. "I can see that." He said as he picked me up. "Okay bad example, but I hit you with my perfume, that was a great tactic. Well it would have been if you weren't made out of fucking vampire skin, whatever's in that." I said as I looked at my broken one direction perfume on the ground. "One direct- one erec- what does this say?" He asked. "You don't, you don't know who One Direction is." I wheezed out. I was having a trouble comprehending a world without One Direction, I mean what would they do? "Are you okay?" He asked as I doubled over, still wheezing and trying to take in deep breaths. "Oh me, ha yeah ! I am grEAT EVERYTHING IS FINE." He gave me a once over and said "Yes you are" with a wink. He gave me a dimpled smile while I looked at him with an expressionless face. "Nothing, damn." He frowned.
  "I mean it's not that you're not hot I've just never been hit on like that and you're a vampire so there's that but you're pretty cool- oh so are you- aw thanks dude- yeah no problem it needed to be said- that's so nice how do you not have a girlfriend- that's what I'm saying!" I stopped talking and paused until I said "What were we talking about again?" "I can't remember." He said in an casual tone.       "Wasn't it raining so hard today?" I said. "Yeah it was crazy! Good thing I'm not a witch or I'd melt." He said as he looked at over expecting me to laugh. Silence.
"HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER ALL THE FANFIC CHARACTERS ARE COMING TO THE WORLD WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO THERE'S ALREADY ONE HARRY STYLES AND WE CAN'T HAVE HUNDREDS RUNNING AROUND- not that I would mind- BUT I JUST-" I was cut off by him walking away and laying down on the floor. "There's nothing we can do, so I'm just gonna chill here on the floor until we figure something out. "We?" I questioned. "Yeah man we're like partners in crime now, we really bonded while we were high." I paused to think about it and said "Well, not that I have much of a social life and I'm feeling like making rash decisions today! Why not." "That's the spirit!" He grinned at me and stared  up.
  "Not to be forward but you're really hot because you're an exact replica of Harry Styles in his prime and I feel like a dumbass for not recognizing you at the door, how did you get there by the way? I heard something in my closet not at the door." I said. He smirked and said "Vamp speed" in a deep voice that sounded like Morgan Freeman.
  "...anyways, I guess you can sleep in my bed because I've read your fanfic and I know you aren't crazy or anythi-" I stopped talking when I heard a loud scream coming from the street. Harry and I both ran to my window to see a man being chased down by yet another Harry with ripped clothes and gray skin. "FUCKING ZOMBIES. OH HELL NO THIS BITCH ISN'T GETTING EATEN THAT WAY." I said. Harry stared at me and looked down and laughed with a small smile on his face. "Come on he's slow you can just walk ahead of him and I'll be there we have to take care of this." He said. "Boy, have you ever seen a scary movie? The black girl dies first! Everyone knows this." I started towards my bed to wrap myself in a blanket and return to being a hermit, but he grabbed my arm and tugged me back, pulling me into a kiss. Not to be that bitch, but I felt fireworks. It could have been his fang that cut my lip but I could deal with that later. Maybe that's one of my kinks I don't know about.
  "Just in case." He said before he winked at me and walked out the door heading for the stairs to get out of the apartment complex. "Bitch you got me fucked up." I mumbled before I grabbed a pillow to use as a shield and ran after him as we headed towards the street.