(ON HOLD, EDITING!) Wait, Neighbours? Mark x Reader

Chapter 14: Story Time..?

Your POV

After Mark washed up and unpacked (because I told him too), I wanted him to tell me exactly what he could remember.

"All of it?" He asks, doubting me.
"Yeah..I want to know what happened." You say eagerly.

"Alright. So when I arrived, my mum gave me a smile, but turned into a death stare." Mark starts.
"You have a nice mum." You say sarcastically.
"The ride to our house was real quiet. I didn't mind, but the small talk was only about how I was and who you were...not to forget to mention the soft humming of the engine and the soft radio." "Anyways, as soon as I got home, my bro was there-" "Oh nice!" You cut Mark off. "-but he was glaring at me." Mark finishes. "Oh. Never mind. So basically the whole house was throwing daggers at you?" You ask. "No. The dogs weren't! They were very happy to see me." Mark laughs. "Anyways. So we talked about who you were, I'm much more detail. Like your age, where you're from (yes you and Mark talked about where you were from), what you do for a living (choose any occupation alright lol I'm such a bad author ;-;), you get the point right?" Mark asks. "Yeah I understand. But why were you gone for a week??" You ask, genuinely curious. "Explaining, lectures, this and that, recording extra videos, editing them. That answers your question right?" Mark answers. "Yep. Welp? Is that the end of what happened?" "Lol no. I met Wade, Molly, Mandy and Bob while I was there. They were pretty shocked when I told them that I was in Cincinnati. I just visited them and had lunch with them." Mark says. "So you had lunch with all four of them?" You ask, more questions popping up everywhere. "Yep and that's basically what happened." Mark concludes. "One more question," you laugh. "Were there any physical activity going on?" "Nah. Why?" Mark asks confused. "Just wondering. I had in mind that your mom slapped you for some reason." You admit. Mark tenses up for a moment, then relaxes.
"You alright?" Then his face turned pale with a funny expression on his face.

"What..?" He then turns around and shows you what.
A freaking big ass hell spider on his bare back ((he was shirtless alright? Get the nosebleeds going.))
"So do you want me to wack it-?" "GET THE GODDAMNED INSECTICIDE FOR GODS SAKE." He screams. You laugh as you run to the laundry to get the insecticide and a swat. You return with the insecticide in hand and swat in your back pocket. You spray Mark with the insecticide, killing the spider but making it run around in circles. Predicting that this was going to happen, you hastily remove the swat from your pocket and smash it on Mark's back, ought to leave a mark. ((((AYYEEE LMAOOO))))
He looks at you with this face

"Was that on purpose...?" He asks you. You give him this face

"Noo of course not!" You smile.

((If you know this anime ily))