good, you made it to the first step of being a nerd, most nerds are not that smart so you are ahead of the curve. now all you need to do is to take part in nerd activities.here is a list,
24. Witness a live space shuttle launch. Extra points if you're piloting it.
23. Create an elaborate, unnecessarily detailed wiki about a fictional universe or series of stories.
22. Smuggle your soul into a futuristic robot. One thousand years from now, mock the suckers who fell for cryogenics.
21. Kill a zombie.
20. Kick Eric Clapton's ass in "Guitar Hero."
19. Become an editor and get paid to correct other people's grammar errors.
18. Make a pilgrimage to the Ernest Hemingway Home and Museum in Key West, Florida, and pet his six-toed cats.
17. Learn advanced Klingon.
16. "Accidentally" get locked in a bookstore for seven or eight days.
15. Watch 24 hours of "24" without falling asleep or hallucinating about Tony's soul patch. Seriously. It can't be done.
14. Understand a Tom Stoppard play on the first viewing.
13. Visit the International Space Station and go for a spacewalk.
12. Join the 501st Stormtrooper Brigade.
11. Memorize enough digits of pi to be impressive but not weird.
10. Be part of the first Wii Sport Olympic team. Be satisfied in the knowledge that your groin pulls will only ever be virtual.
9. Make out with Joss Whedon or J.K. Rowling. Extra points if you achieve a two-fer.
8. Gain at least one bionic limb or superpower
7. Feel again like you felt the first time you saw "Star Wars."
6. Correct Alex Trebek on the pronunciation of something French. Consequently hold him when he cries.
5. Figure out what the hell "Lost" is about. [This item also works for "The Prisoner," "Twin Peaks," "Cloverfield," and the popularity of Oprah.]
4. Solve a New York Times crossword puzzle...with your eyes closed. Just kidding. Doing one in pen with no mistakes in under 10 minutes is good, too.
3. Defeat those brainiac kids in the Scripps Spelling Bee Contest.
2. Get something published in The New Yorker. Have David Remnick call and ask where you've been all his life.
1. Live to see the day when smart and witty wins out over hot and shallow every single day of the week.
this is how a nerd should live and die.
