Tumblr's Guide to the Emo Trinity

What bands really are...

Ptv: purple tangy vaginas
BVB: bush visited burgerking
SWS: swimming with seahorses
MCR: mikeyway can rideme
Fob: flavorful old buns
ATL: attack the llamas
P!atd: priests! stole the declarationofindepence

*mic drop* I'm sorry guys for this chapter. Second update for the day! Let me know if you guys wanna do a Q&A. Don't forget to comment and vote. Also holy shit Patrick drunk is fucking adorable