Tumblr's Guide to the Emo Trinity

Unicorn Money

Mikey Way: Ray can I have some money to buy a Unicorn?

Ray Toro: Uh...Sure

Frank Iero: Ray can I have some money for a dog?

Gerard Way: Ray, darling! Can I have some money for a fabulous feather boa I saw?

Jamia Iero: Ray, Can I have some money to but Frank more dogs?

Lyn-Z Way: Ray I need money to buy Gerard a feather boa. And Bandit wants one as well.

Alicia Way: Can I have some money to buy a Unicorn costume to seduce Mikey and drag him away from Sparkles?

Ray Toro: Uh...Christa can I have money to give all these guys money?

Christa Toro: ...No

Shredicone (Michael Pedicone): *ba dum tish*

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