One Direction RolePlay

els pissed

Eleanor J. Calder: Thomas, tell niall what you want.

Liam Payne: liek

Josh Devine: *kisses her forcefully*

Thomas Tomlinson: Danis pussy

Liam Payne: jkjkj

Niall Horan: *jaw drops*

Louis Tomlinson: then u too make up then and no more sappy stuff... Lol Liam

Eleanor J. Calder: I TOLD YOU NIALL

Lottie Tomlinson: *Kisses back* Thank you.

Liam Payne: Harry,

Niall Horan: you better get the fuck out of my house before i give your son a pussy

Thomas Tomlinson: Niall told me

Liam Payne: can we b friends

Liam Payne: neil is right

Danielle Peazer: *Jaw Drops Sitting On The Couch Watching Them* Whaaat!?

Liam Payne: i am a whore omg

Josh Devine: do you wanna come back to my place instead

Louis Tomlinson: Liam your not a whore

Eleanor J. Calder: NIALL! -SLAPS NIALL- IT'S YOUR FAULT HE KNOWS THIS SHIT!

Harry Styles. joined the chat 3 minutes ago

Lottie Tomlinson: I can't. Louis and Eleanor are expecting me.

Thomas Tomlinson: Can I have one

Liam Payne: neil sed i wus lewis11!!!11

Josh Devine: tell them youre going to a friends

Niall Horan: i was talkign about a cat 

Eleanor J. Calder: -WALKS AWAY FROM NIALL-

Maya: Im all alone But its ok i guess *crys in corner*

Louis Tomlinson: why are u spelling their names wrong. omg om omg omg omg

Harry Styles.: Liam...

Niall Horan: louis your bitch is crazy

Eleanor J. Calder: Yeah, Sure Niall, Sure.

Liam Payne: hery no

Thomas Tomlinson: No u said danis pussy

Eleanor J. Calder: -turns around-

Louis Tomlinson: Liam dont let him go... Promise me

Liam Payne: date louis

Lottie Tomlinson: Raincheck? I can tomorrow.

Liam Payne: lou

Liam Payne: i love

Eleanor J. Calder: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?

Liam Payne: niall

Gemma Styles: *txts harry* i could use some help

Danielle Peazer: Wow.

Harry Styles.: I don't want to -texts Gemma- with what

Liam Payne: xD

Louis Tomlinson: he cant I am married to El and I have a son. El would never let me date harry

Josh Devine: ok *arrives at her house* Bye,love see you soon

Thomas Tomlinson: I want danis pussy

Eleanor J. Calder: LOUIS! COME HERE PLEASE!

Lottie Tomlinson: See you. *smiles* *Sneaks into Louis' house*

Eleanor J. Calder: NO THOMAS!

Josh Devine: bye

Liam Payne: guise

Louis Tomlinson: WHAT

Liam Payne: im a mess

Liam Payne: ok

Josh Devine: *starts walking home

Harry Styles.: liam don't promise you won't hurt me because you just did

Eleanor J. Calder: Please come here!

Liam Payne: i dunno who to luv11!!11

Thomas Tomlinson: Yes

Gemma Styles: *txts harry* get to the hospital i just fell down the stares

Liam Payne: hery

Louis Tomlinson: (Why Liam)

Josh Devine: can i skip to the next day?

Eleanor J. Calder: No thomas!

Louis Tomlinson: i am

Lottie Tomlinson: *walks into living room* Erm. Hi guys?

Thomas Tomlinson: Yes

Eleanor J. Calder: Thomas no!

Perrie Edwards: Ugh I want Zayn!!

Liam Payne: yur makin this hrder then it needs to b

Louis Tomlinson: whats up El

Thomas Tomlinson: Yes

Liam Payne: 11!1!1!!1

Harry Styles.: -runs to hospital leaving Liam- -years running down face-

Danielle Peazer: *Takes Thomas* Look Thomas You Don't Want My Pussy, Cause I Ate My baby That's Why Its In My Tummy.

Eleanor J. Calder: please take thomas for a second, i need to teach niall a lesson

Liam Payne: o

Josh Devine: *texts lottie* hey

Harry Styles.: -we'll Liam Im gonna make this a lot easier-

Eleanor J. Calder: -gives thomas to louis-

Lottie Tomlinson: Hey *Replies*

Thomas Tomlinson: You never had a baby

Liam Payne: dunt

Louis Tomlinson: fine

Liam Payne: kill

Liam Payne: urself

Liam Payne: hery

Josh Devine: whatcha doing

Louis Tomlinson: Thomas bed time

Liam Payne: bc

Niall Horan: kill it before it lays eggs

Liam Payne: i will 2

Eleanor J. Calder: -clenches fists-