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Sheminist Celebration Songs

CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN Shememmy FOR EITHER WINNING OR COMING RUNNER UP IN ALL THE CATEGORIES SHE WAS ENTERED IN FOR.

SO IN CELEBRATION, ALONG WITH A MILLIVAN WEDDING, VODKA, GRAPE JUICE, SHOCK BLANKETS, TEA AND IRISES, severelydisturbed CREATED THIS SONG

(Un)Happy
By severelydisturbed 
To the tune of Happy

It's perfectly crazy what I'm about to say
It's Millie Shon, who doesn't run away
From any Russian that comes her way
With the air that life's unfair Millie it's ok...

(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like she's a super sleuth
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like Millivan is the truth
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you know what Sherlock means to you
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like Jimmy's someone you'd do

Here comes bad news talking this and that
But we're used to it, so here's Millivan

I should probably warn you there's a necrophile
But don't worry, just look at Ivan's smile

So white

(Ivan)
Make us cry, can't nothing
Make us cry, his smile is so white
Make us cry, can't nothing
He said (bring the vodka out now)
Moya myshka, please don't go
Moya myshka, I love you you know
He made us cry, irises so white
Virtue, so white

(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like Emily's going downhill

(Becuase Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like the writing is unreal
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you know that blood is gonna spill

(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like corpses are gonna chill

(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you fe-el like a fandom that's lost its mind
(Becuase Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel you've left sanity behind
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you know that Shem is just sublime
(Becuase Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel her winning is about time

(Ivan, Ivan, Millie Shon repeats)
Bring drugs round, can't nothing
Bring drugs round, Millie's just so high
Mary's underground, blood is pumping
They said (bring the vodka out now)

(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like Millie's going mad
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like Sherlock will be sad
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you know that things are getting bad
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel there's vodka to be had

(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you fe-el like Ivan's gonna rapey rape
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you feel like Jim is gonna fake
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along if you know that hearts are gonna ache
(Because Shememmy)
Clap along If you feel our fandom will just break

THANKS CINNABONBON FOR WRITING THIS

HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE MORE SONGS TO ADD TO THIS SOON

OKAY BYE BITCHES

ALSO I JUST WANNA GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE SHEMINISTS WHO DEVOTED THEIR TIME TO VOTING FOR SHEMS AMAZING WORKS.
Sweetomega
sherhobbit
fghotta
HiFunctioningFangirl
twirlyswirly
SeraSki
ScarCumberbatch
SammyOrlowski
adlerra
Maddythewriter
8WorldsWithWords
J_A_Banes
MrsMoriarty221b
NolCastilloMedina
carasmayhem
SoySauceFlapjacks
esinnzmgl
LetsHaveDinnerx
stefania_67
221jawnlocked
severelydisturbed
crybaby-lindsey

SORRY IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT OR RANDOMLY ADDED PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON I JUST INCLUDED ALL THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED ON THE DAYS BEFORE IT CLOSED AND MOST RECENTLY IN THE VOTES

HORNO OUT