A man and a woman were getting ready for a date. The man wasn't paying attention.
Woman: Does this dress make my butt look fat?
Man: Yes, number 7.
He then got slapped.
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RandomSo pretty much random stuff that has either actually happened puts I've just thought of. Or I read it in a book. So they're all going to be labeled Joke, Quote, or Actually Happened because I don't feel like keeping track of things. So... You know...
