My brother asked my for a whole piece of my chocolate.
"Touch my chocolate, and I'll bite your fingers off," I said. He asked for half a piece. "Touch my chocolate, and I'll bite your hand off." He asked for a fourth of a piece. "Touch my chocolate, and I'll bite your toes off." He asked for a crumb. "Touch my chocolate, and I'll bite your foot off."
He then commented on the fact that my threats got more gruesome the smaller the piece he asked for was.
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RandomSo pretty much random stuff that has either actually happened puts I've just thought of. Or I read it in a book. So they're all going to be labeled Joke, Quote, or Actually Happened because I don't feel like keeping track of things. So... You know...
