Ok, so, firstly I'd like to say this was inspired by rxmione 's story; How Not To Write A Harry Potter fanfic. I recommend reading that if you are a Potterhead because it is an amazing book and, well, yeah.
This first example will be of an Edmund X OC story.
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Hi!! So, ma bff Lucy and me discovered this dope world in the closet of this old professors house we live in. It's ruled by a talking lion, I know awesome right? We told Pete Ed and Su but they didnt believe us so we cryed. I have a huuuuge crush on edmund but I know he doesnt like me because he didnt believe us. I thought he loved me!!! Btw my dad is a alcoholic and a addict and he abuses me so i cry myself to sleep every knight.
Edmund insulted me and called me a bimbo. I hate him so much! I went outside and cryed and lucy cryed wif me.
The next day edmund asked what was wrong and i said i love him and i cryed and he kissed me and i was happy and he said "i luv u" and we married and had 3 kids. Le end.
p. s. did i mention im 8
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HOW NOT TO WRITE A NARNIA FANFIC
Fanfictionwritten by a very annoyed reader who finds certain things in fanfics unaccceptable,,, [ fight me haters ] FOR NARNIA