You know what can be a hassle?
* Spilled milk
* Spilled sugary drinks- uh oh!
* Sucking dick for cocaine
* Unplanned pregnancies that daddy doesn't approve of
* Spoiled meat- yuck!
* Killing your neighbors
* That bitch in your basement
* Pegging your boyfriend
* Accidents your adorable pets leave you
...but not anymore with the new Sham Wow X-Treme!!!!
Annihilate those stains with new, thicker- non snort able formula. Great for the whole family.
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Plot Twist
HumorA collection of weird "Plot Twists" I made up, some might be about bands-Most aren't.
