Their lips disconnected, the moonlight illuminating soft skin.
"Is this your first time?" He asked.
A simple nod in response. It was far from romantic, depending on your view. The forest floor, dark dipping trees, and the glow of past 12. Their lips met again and again.
"I have a surprise" he said.
"Oh?" She smiled.
He pulled off his shirt, another thermal layer below. Her smile deepened. A shaky hand unbuttoning her own jeans. She watched eagerly as he pulled off his last layer.
"I'm ready" She grinned. At that moment the black snake alien from Alien Vs Predator ripped through the skin of his stomach and shredded the flesh off of her face. "Surprise" He finished.
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Plot Twist
HumorA collection of weird "Plot Twists" I made up, some might be about bands-Most aren't.
