Bryson,
"Yo bro you saw Kimberly now she looks really good now like.." Abel said
"Yea she looking good I remember when I use to talk to her.." I said
"When I use to talk to her.."
(Kimberly is in the Kitchen overhearing the conversation)
"You use to talk to her? Bro you never told me that?" Abel said
"We ain't never talked he lyin! You use to text me! I use to block ya number! You use to call me! I use to hang up! You use to E-mail me! I use to send you spam!" Kimberly said
"But you gave me ya number though.." I said
"Noo! You got my number from my mother outside pretending to be my gay best friend who does that?!" She said
"But you wrote back to me, it took me 1,000 texts though but you wrote back." I said
"I was being friendly! You told me that you were gonna hang yourself on a coconut tree if I didn't respond! You told me that you were gonna stab yourself with a carrot! And then you told me that you were gonna show up at my house! And I told you that my 9 brothers were ready for you!" She said
"You a liar, cause I didn't even say that, I said that I might show up, I ain't say I was gone show up, I said I might." I said
"You commented on all my statuses talking bout 'Why you being a stranger??' You the stranger! I don't know you! We don't talk!" She said
"You said hi to me before though you gone lie?" I said
"Yea I said hi to you one time Freshman year, we're Seniors!" She said
"You waved hi at me yesterday, I seen it!" I said
"I wasn't even waving at you, I was waving at my friend that was behind you." She said
"Alright you just gon lie, I know you want me though.." I said
"Your an annoying Octopus and a deranged fox! Alright we never talked and we never will talk." She said
"Bruh she lying you know how girls be." I said
"Whatchu say??!" She said
"Bro I'm lying you know how boys be." I said
"Okay that's what I thought." She said
-QueenQuaaa 👑💖
