La chat più pazza del mondo

Capitolo 23

Mark: Gentaglia mi annoio
Victoria: Io non riesco a capire grammatica
Caleb: Io non riesco a capire l'esistenza della scuola
Paolo: Dai che tra un po' è finita
Giada: Vorrei che non finisse mai (T-T)
Claudia: Capisco essere innamorati, ma fino a dire una cosa del genere...
Torch: Qualcuno chiami i pompieriii
Gazelle: Il 118 forse
Torch: No, i pompieri
Giada: Lo sai che non ha intenzione di tornare a stare con me, ormai c'è solo da rassegnarsi. Comunque non è per quello, è per gli esamii
Anna: Io porto il Giappone (♥▼♥)
Mark: Wiiii
Giada: Io porto la donna nella storia
Icer: Yeeee
Scott: Ti sei firmata la condanna a marte
Jude: Non credo, Scott. La vita su Marte è impossibile
Scott: Mamma mia a voi maschi bisogna sempre dirvi tutto
Celia: Perché tu cosa sei Scott
Scott: Un bambino (^w^)
Caleb: Fuck
Cammy: Hei!
Caleb: Sorry
Claudia: Dai Giada consolati, hai perso Ric... Ehm, hai perso quello là, ma hai sempre Shawn no?
Shawn: Chi ha perso cosa?
Hurley: IO HO PERSO LA MIA TAVOLA DA SURFFF (T▲T) (T▲T)
Victoria: È nel mio garage, l'hai lasciata lì la settimana scorsa (-_-)
Hurley: Ah
Shawn: Cucciolina?
Giada: Sì?
Shawn: Mi avevi detto che dovevi aggiungere qualcuno o sbaglio?
Giada: Giusto
Giada ha aggiunto Ivan (Sofia_viscardi_vita)
Caleb: Ivaann
Ivan: Ciao Call
Jordan: Ciao chiamata?
Suzette: Cifiafaofo gefentefe
David: Ti sei messa l'apparecchio o hai qualcosa tra i denti?
Suzette: È farfallese David (-_-)
David: Farfa che?
Anna: Farfallese. Non sai cos'è?
Caleb: Si sa che pensa solo alla farfalla di Belen
Scott: (○▲○)
Caleb: Il tatuaggio Scott
Scott: (○▲○)
Nathan: Forse non avrei dovuto fargli vedere quel film
Austin: Aaaaalleluia, Aaaaalleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia!
Axel: Va bene il Giubileo, ma non adesso Austin
Austin: Mamamamamamaaaa che ne dite di fare un torneo di battute pessime?
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Hurley: Mi hai inceppato il cell
Caleb: Cavoli tuoi
Austin: Hei Cal?
Caleb: Eh
Austin: Qual è il colmo per un mango?
Caleb: Non lo so
Austin: Mango io
Giada: Pff, un mio compagno di classe ne ha sparata una ancora più pessima
Victoria: Sentiamo
Giada: Come fanno a far addormentare un vegano?
Icer: Boh
Giada: Lo sedano
Axel: Meglio soli... che pianeti
Xavier: Axel, tutti ma non te eh
Jordan: Percy Jackson... e lo ritrovai
Icer: Hahahaha Percyy
David: Qual è la mia pianta preferita?
Jude: Il Pin Guino?
David: Come la sai?
Jude: Ho visto l'oltretomba dopo che me l'hai raccontata
Hurley: Conosco una tipa che lavora in un'officina. Si chiama Cinesca Sara
Xavier: Sara Cinesca?
Hurley: Sì (^▼^)
Scott: Hahahah Sara Cinesca hahaha
Mark: Io conosco un tipo a cui piace il cibo in scatola
Paolo: E come si chiama?
Mark: Lino Baratto
Nelly: Maria, io esco
Jordan: Aspetta a sentire la mia!! Dove vanno in vacanza i canguri?
Nelly: Non lo so
Jordan: Al Mar Supio!!
Nelly ha abbandonato
Mark: Il locale preferito delle candele? Il bar Lume!!
Hurley: Il campione di nuoto tedesco? Otto Wasken
Ivan: Il più grande venditore arabo? Mentari Alì
Scott: Alì Mentari?
Anna: Ehm... Il più bravo rosticcere americano?
Giada: Aspe questa la so... Bruce Kett!!
Anna: Esatto!!
Claudia: Bruce Kett... Sembra bruschetta
Anna: Appunto!
Claudia: Aaahhh ora ho capito
Axel: Conosco delle barzellette sul calcio se volete
Mark: Siiii ma non offendere Palla!!
Axel: Tranquillo. Spero di non offendere i tifosi interessati, per esempio ne ho una sadica sugli juventini...
Giada: BADA. A. COME. PARLI. AXEL. BLAZE.
Axel: Allora vado. Ci sono un torinista, un interista e uno juventino su una spiaggia dell'Arabia Saudita che bevono birra. Dovete sapere che in Arabia Saudita è un reato commerciare alcolici, figurarsi consumarli!! Perciò i tre vengono arrestati e condannati a morte. Grazie all'aiuto di bravissimi avvocati, riescono a trasformare la condanna a morte in carcere a vita. Il giorno in cui si doveva ultimare il processo era festa nazionale per l'Arabia Saudita, quindi il Capo di Stato decide di liberare i tre sfortunati, ma non prima di averli frustati venti volte ciascuno. Comincia con lo juventino, ma prima di iniziare gli concede un desiderio. Lo juventino dice: "Legatemi un cuscino sulla schiena". Egli viene accontentato, ma dopo dieci frustate il cuscino si rompe e lo juventino si prende le rimanenti e, alla fine, viene portato via sanguinante (non morto). Poi è il turno dell'interista, che dice: "Legatemi due cuscini sulla schiena!". Viene accontentato, ma dopo quindici frustate i cuscini si rompono e l'interista se ne prende cinque, che tutto sommato non gli fanno nulla. L'ultimo è il torinista: quando è il suo turno, il Capo di Stato gli dice: "Aah, voi torinisti... Siete i tifosi più affezionati che esistano, quindi ti concedo due desideri!". Il torinista risponde: "Grazie mille!! Siete davvero di buon cuore!! Voglio rendervi felice per il vostro gesto, quindi il mio primo desiderio è farmi frustare non venti, ma cento volte!!" E l'altro risponde: "Caspita, oltre ad essere bravo, bello e fedele sei anche coraggioso!! E qual è il tuo secondo desiderio?" E il torinista: "Legatemi lo juventino sulla schiena."
Giada: ...
Caleb: Questo è sadismo allo stato puro
Mark: Io non sono razzista! Il calcio è fatto per rispettarsi a vicenda
Xavier: Ma fatti due risate Mark!
Cammy: Ho saputo che David Guetta si occuperà della canzone per gli europei di quest'anno!
Silvia: Sì!! E per comporla ha aperto un concorso in cui tutti i fans devono registrare una piccola canzone e poi lui le remixerà tutte!!! Sarà fantastico
Nathan: Povero Guetta
Shawn: Dev'essere figo! Non vedo l'ora di sentirla
Anna: Purtroppo gli europei iniziano il 10 giugno e noi l'11 abbiamo l'esame di italianoo (T▲T)
Giada: E la prima partita dell'Italia è il 13, e il 14 abbiamo l'esame di matematicaa (T▲T)
Paolo: Chissene frega!! Io le partite me le guardo tutte!!
Angelo: Anch'io!!
Hurley: Gasatevi oh
Jude: Per loro è importante
Edgar: Vinceremo noi (/▼\)/
Giada: Sì, che siete stati battuti da noi ai mondiali, sia quelli di Inazuma Eleven a Liocott che nella realtà, a quelli del Brasile!!
Robingo: Wiiiii
Paolo: Fortuna che nel gruppo non c'è quel francese, come si chiama...
Angelo: Ahh, Rousseau?
Scott: Ruasseo?
Paolo: Rousseau! Si legge Russó
David: Ma io credevo fosse francese... Boh
Paolo: Bah lasciamo perdere...
Angelo Gabrini ha cambiato l'immagine di gruppo
Angelo: Chiudiamola qui, va'...
Mark: MA QUEL LOGO È BELLISSIMOH (★▲★)
Caleb: E te pareva (-_-)