But before you continue, make sure you don't really want that one of a kind exposure.
Once you have decided you want it, cut the crap and go back in there.
Well, if you really want an escape as of the moment (which you only assumed due to such high probability because it appears that your friends are selling you, or you think you are selling yourself with what you wear), consider these easy steps.
First, play the discreet I-am-busy-looking-at-my-phone role, with a terribly serious face.
Whoever the host is, I am sure that the last thing he wants to have is a crowd scorning him for disturbing a person's chaotic peace.
Come on! You look mad at something over the phone, so, why would he bother disturb you anyway?
Suggest using magical gestures and facial expression that you are beastly not up for a joke. Not, really, up for a joke.
Give him that "mind your own business" kind of picture, men! I am sure you will become last choice from a line of people who have the tendency of being the spotlight baby.
Then, slowly glide off your seat, or spot, then choose to cause as little "visual noise" as possible.
Well, by saying "visual noise", I mean this: you are listening to a violin, then our Mom came and called you to wash the dishes.
Your senses turned from the violin to the task at hand (which you don't usually like).
So, the host is looking at the crows as the violin and he is actually looking for a Mom who will be the center of the shifting attention.
Make everything in the power of your wand not to become the Mom.
Do not draw attention to yourself by being loud as you exit. If some part of you becomes luminous for some reason (say for example you are wearing a Neon cap or something), hide thay if you can!
Then, move with a fluid and gracious movement.
Take minute steps toward that priced exit door.
Don't look to the host! Just glide there.
It will help if you will be holding your phone as you go, and wear a " I am going to talk to this guy over the phone " face.
Then, once you reached your goal, get out of the room, and inhale the fresh lavender scent of the air.
Congrats! You just missed a probable opportunity for something OR shame.
Well done.
