Boarding// a trip we wont forget

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I'm late for my flight!! I rush through security but get stuck behind this guy with a bad full of pineapples wtff

Then once I'm through I sit down on the plane and we take off,

I look to see whose sitting next to me and its pineapple guy! Eating chalk?!

I casually introduce myself

"Hi I'm brittnee jonsiee!" I say he looks at me and says

"Hey Brittnee! I'm Gabe Helmy!" Then he proceeds to eat chalk and pineapple so fast that I get sick watching

He comes up for a breath and offers me some, I say sure a try a pink piece of chalk

"Oooh spicy" he says while smirking at me, I wink back and smile, the pink chalk has stained my teeth so I look crazy.

I think the chalk was spiked! I now think I'm having an lsd trip with Gabe!

Gabe and I go to the bathroom and close the door, he didn't realise his pinkie was in the way so it gets cut off.

Now Gabe only has 1 pinkie! In the bathroom we talk to our friend jamaylay about how pine apples should take over the world

Next we go back to our seats but Gabe falls on top of this man

He tells Gabe that he's stupid than Gabe proceeds to say

"What you say is what you are full stop ha ha ha"

"Oooooooooh" I say

The man now jumps out of his seat and transforms into... Donald trump!!

Everyone screams

Trump then pulls out his machine gun and starts shooting Gabe and I with Mexican meals and walls screaming that he loves Mexicans

Little does he know that Gabe Helmy and I are actually mutant spiders who feed off fake tans and bad hair!

So we jump on top of Donald and...

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