Me while listening to Good Girls:
*grabs hairbrush*
DU DUDU DUDUDUDUDUDU
*flirts with the fridge*
She's a good girl, she's daddy's favorite. He's saved for Harvard
*lowers voice*
He know she'll make it.
*plays air guitar*
She's good at school, she's never truant. She can speek french
*bursts open the door*
I THINK SHE'S FLUENT
*slides on the knees*
Cause every night she studies hard in her room.
*whispers seductively*
At least that's what her parents assume.
*grabs megaphone*
BUT SHE SNEAKS OUT THE WINDOW TO MEET WITH HER BOYFRIEND
*jumps out of the window*
HERE'S WHAT SHE TOLD ME THE TIME THAT I CAUGHT THEM
*flies to infinity*
