The Super Wedgie Wabbit and the Mean Outlaw (how it all began)

                              CHAPTER 1: How It All Began:

Skylerr Bunny was a college student who always wanted attention. Skylerr was also very educated. Today, his class was going on a field trip. Skylerr woke up! He forgot he had to be there at 8:00. It was 7:35. His bus had already loaded up the rabbit students and left. Skylerr quickly got dressed, got on the bike and rode to the Animal museum. Skylerr was speeding. He ran four red lights, ran two stop signs, ran over a mailbox, nearly taking out an old lady, and drove his bike on a restricted grass area. Skylerr was stopped by the police and given a $41.00 ticket. Ten minutes later, Skylerr arrived at the Animal museum. His teacher, Mr. Jenkins asked Skylerr why he was late. Skylerr quickly thought of an exuse and said the bus driver never showed up at his house. Mr.jenkins didn't fall for it. He said that everyone was to meet at school at 6:58. Mr. Jenkins pulled at a notepad and scibbled a mark next to Skylerr's name. "Just get in line" Sighed Mr.Jenkins.As the teacher in the museum taught about  a rare breed of rabbit in the cage, Skylerr reached his hand in the cage to touch the rabbit. The rabbit grew angry and bite skylerr. He grew a bruise on his finger. Skylerr asked Mr.Jenkins if he could go to the bathroom and Mr.Jenkins pointed down the hall. When skylerr got to the bathroom he looked at the bruise. The bruise seemed to be getting smaller. Skylerr was releaved. Skylerr squinted his eyes, melted and broke the bathroom mirror. "CRAP"! shouted skylerr. "i'm gonna have to pay for that". Skylerr then suspected something was wrong. He ran out of the bathroom. He noticed he was speeding, even faster then he was speeding on his bike. Skylerr then noticed his feet were off the ground. He was flying! "Ok, i seriously need to stop eating timothy hey before bed"  Skylerr had been bitten by a mutated rabbit which gave him all those unnatural abilities. Skylerr declared he wasn't going to tell anyone. He broke through the museum walls and secretly left the field trip. When he got home he got out his wrestler jersey, his halloween mask, and became "THE SUPER WEDGIE WABBIT"! Wedgie decided to hide his identity. Wedgie was going to save the city of Rancho Cucamonga, now that he had super abilities! The Wedgie Wabbit looked out of his window,and saw a man being terroized by a criminal. The wedgie wabbit zoomed out of the window and got there in exactly one second! The Wedgie Wabbit melted the criminal with his x-ray vision. "Back where you came from"! laughed the Wedgie Wabbit as the criminal slithered down the sewer. The victim thanked The Wedgie Wabbit. "Who are you"? Asked the man. "The Wedgie Wabbit" Wedgie responded.  "But you can just call me The Super Wedgie Wabbit". After The Wedgie Wabbit saved that man he was broadcasted on the news for five days! The news had been saying a masked man nicknamed "The Wedgie Wabbit" saved a man from a vicious criminal. "Wow, one day on the job and i already have fans" said The Wedgie Wabbit.  The Wedgie Wabbit saved a person from vicious idiots everyday. Skylerr, nicknamed "Wedgie Wabbit' was getting the attention he always wanted.     CHAPTER 2: The Mad Scientist:           There was an evil scientist by the name of Delvon Madville. Delvon was a poor old loon who lived in a self-built labotory and who recently got released from the mental institutuion.  When Delvon heard about the Super Wedgie Wabbits overnight fame he became jealous and bitter. Delvon use to be a scientist in college but was expelled and and sent away to a top secret institution when an experiment back fired causing his brain to function abnormally and giving him a burned scalp. Since then Delvon has been a cruel "sick-twisted' old man who's shame and misery has built up into evil. Delvon's plan was to ruin the Wedgie Wabbit  so he could get all the credit he desired.  Delvon was focusing on making a liquid that he would give to The Wedgie Wabbit. The liquid was designed to slow him down taking his powers away little by little. The experiment Delvon sent to work on earth as a test was destroyed by The Wedgie Wabbit. Delvon swear revenge.  Delvon read on google that Wedgie was bitten by a mutated rabbit at the local animal museum, and that's he he got his powers. Delvon was going to sneak into the animal museum, get the rabbit to bite him, and gain super powers, and the next stop was the Wedgie Cave to drain Wedgie's powers!          CHAPTER 3: EVIL AWAKES Delvon, the evil criminal mastermind, sneaks into the museum but cannot find which rabbit is mutated. Delvon, as desparate to gain those powers, let's every single rabbit in the museum bite his hands, untill both of them were soar. "This is useless"! he pouted. "I better get ready to fail once more". As Delvon had his 3-year-old episode, he had no idea he was being video taped on a hidden camera. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING"? Delvon turned around. It was The Super Wedgie Wabbit. "Well i was planning on stealing the powers you gained, but leaving sounds just as good". Delvon attempted to make a quick escape but The Wedgie Wabbit stopped him by melting the doors shut. The Wedgie Wabbit picked up Delvon, spun him around on one finger, and then threw him in the air. The throw was so strong it sent Delvon through the roof and into the galaxy.  When Delvon got back to his lab, from his 4 hour trip to the milky way, he designed a suit that is made of steel and iron. His suit is bullet proof and has built-in tentacles that sting.  Delvon became half robot and half rabbit. That is how Delvon became "The Mean Outlaw".   CHAPTER 4" The King Of Comedy: After the Mean Outlaw finished making his suit, he heard that The Wedgie Wabbit would be starring in a hit talk show "The King Of Comedy". "Yes, this show is even bigger then Oprah"! Said The Mean Outlaw. The Mean Outlaw was planning on dressing up as the Wedgie Wabbit and ruining his image. The Mean Outlaw couldn't wait for the day he got to ruin Wedgie's identity. That following night, The Mean Outlaw snuck into the building disguised as a man in a coat and hat covering himself. When he walked on stage he was in for a big suprise! The Wedgie Wabbit was already there! The Mean Outlaw revealed his tentacles and stung the Wedgie Wabbit across the room. Wedgie was stronger. The Wedgie Wabbit punched The Mean Outlaw out of the window. The Mean Outlaw was flew out of the window but was hanging on with his tenticles. The Mean Outlaw began moving into the window with the help of his tenticles. "Oh no you don't". said The Wedgie Wabbit as he melted The Mean Outlaw's tenticles away. The Wedgie Wabbit became even more of a hit when they video taped the epic battle of The Wedgie Wabbit and The Mean Outlaw on the King Of Comedy. The whole video was leaked onto  Youtube the next day getting 189,00000  views in one night. The Mean Outlaw thought of a way to stop his enemy. CHAPTER 5: THE MEAN OUTLAW FAILS, AGAIN: When The Mean Outlaw got back to his lab, he thought and made ideas of how he could seduce The Wedgie Wabbit into failing. Then after 2 hours he got it! He would sneak into The Wedgie Cave and pour a type of formula down The wedgie Wabbit's ear while he was sleeping, and when he wakes up he will be completely mindless and forget he was ever powerful to begin with. "Most importantly, with Wedgie Doofus out the way, i can finally take over the world, and make cheeseburgers $20.00!" "Wait, their already like that". said The Mean Outlaw. The Mean Outlaw left and snuck into The Wedgie Cave. "SON OF A BUNNY!' screamed The Mean Outlaw when the alarm went off, stating that someone was tresspassing. CHAPTER 6: WEDGIE VS. OUTLAW: The Wedgie Wabbit woke up from the alarm. "Oh great, it's you again"! Said the Wedgie Wabbit.  "YOU BETTER DRINK THIS FORMULA WEDGIE MAN!" screamed The Mean Outlaw. The Wedgie Wabbit was smarter than The Mean Outlaw. He could automaticly see the ingrediants to the formula through the bottle. "Oh so you want to make me mindless?" Said an angry Wedgie Wabbit. The Mean Outlaw leaped into action. The Wedgie Wabbit jumped up and froze the Mean Outlaw with his visions. The Wedgie Wabbit broke the formula with his heat vison, but what he didn't know is that what he did turned into an experiment gone wrong. "I need some coffee" said The Wedgie Wabbit as he left his room. The formula Wedgie broke made it's way to The Mean Outlaw. The formula was so strong it broke The Mean Outlaw from his ice block. Somehow when the formula broke the iceblock it formed a clone of The Mean Outlaw. "Now theres two of me"? WE CAN BOTH DESTROY WEDGIE AND THE WORLD" He laughed. The Mean Outlaw snuck out of the Wedgie Cave to plan world domination with his clone. When The Wedgie Wabbit came back from Starbucks he seen that The Mean Outlaw had escaped!  The Wedgie Wabbit used his X-ray vision to track  Outlaws foot prints. "It seems like a brotha cain't even enjoy a cup of coffee"! Said The Wedgie Wabbit. Wedgie jumped into His Wedgie Mobile to foil the Outlaw"s plans. CHAPTER 7: THE MEAN OUTLAW CAPTURES THE WEDGIE WABBIT: Wedgie Wabbit drives to The Mean Outlaw's lab. The Wedgie Wabbit busted down the door. The Mean Outlaw clone held Wedgie back, while The Mean Outlaw captured him with a net. The Wedgie Wabbit demanded The outlaw free him, but he didn't listen. He chained The Wedgie Wabbit to the wall of his dungeon. The Mean Outlaw was going to unmask The Wedgie Wabbit. Next he'll take away Wedgie's powers, put them in a bottle, drink them, then he can have them for himself. As The Mean Outlaw reached for Wedgie's masked he was immediantly stopped by the police. "WHO CALLED THE COPS"? "let's just say i give mixed signals" said The Wedgie Wabbit. "We recieved a giant floating W in the sky right above the police station, and we knew it must have been The Wedgie Wabbit"! said officer Brooke's". The Wedgie Wabbit broke out of the chains and kicked The Mean Outlaw in his kidney."Oooo"! moaned The Mean Outlaw as he flew across the lab and smashed into the brick wall. Blood began to show through his mask. "He's gonna do just fine in prison" smirked The Wedgie Wabbit. "He'll be an instant hit during shower time" He laughed. The Mean Outlaw was taken to prison. As for the clone, The Wedgie Wabbit melted him as evidence. The City Of Rancho Cucamonga was safe, as long as there was a Wedgie Wabbit.- Thank-you for reading my book. Please submit to me any comments to tell me what you thought. Thanks ~Skylerr Brewer