No offend.
Bird of Priest--
Isang araw nawala ang ibon ng pari, dahil sa sobrang mahal n'ya ito nanawagan s'ya sa kanyang misa.
Pari: Anyone got a bird?
Lahat ng mga lalake tumayo.
Pari: I mean, anyone seen a bird?
Lahat ng babae tumayo.
Pari: I mean anyone seen my bird?
Lahat ng madre tumayo.
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Thermometer
Nars: Doc bakit po may thermometer kayo sa tenga?
Doc: Naku! Sinong pwet kaya ng pasyente naiwan ko ang ballpen ko.
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Yaya at Alaga
Alaga: Yaya look, boats!
Yaya: Dows are not boats, dey're yatchts.
Alaga: Yaya, spell yatch.
Yaya: Yor ryt, they are boats.
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Barber Shop
Barbero: Sir, anong klaseng gupit po?
Lalaki: Yung uka uka, masagwa at hindi pantay.
Barbero: Sir ano po yun? Hindi ko po alam yun.
Lalaki: ANUNG HINDI, GANUN ANG GINUPIT MO SA AKIN LAST TIME!!!
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Mister nagyaya sa misis.
Mister: Honey pwede ka ba ngayon?
Misis: Hindi! Pagod ako!
Mister: Is that your final answer?
Misis: Final Answer!
Mister: Can I call a friend?
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Juan in English Subject (common na ito)
Teacher: Juan give me a sentence.
Juan: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
Teacher: Very good! :D Please translate in tagalog.
Juan: Ang aking guro ay maganda, hindi naman diba?
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