「 one-shots ∶ got7 」

「 sober ∶ yugbam 」

He knocked on the door waiting for the usual greeting. A slim boy his age opened it lazily revealing his brownish hair that was, safe to say, a mess and his droopy eyes.

"Did I wake you up?" The other boy walked inside slightly pushing his elder inside as he refused to move by himself.

"No, I was just choosing an outfit but I got discouraged."

"You got discouraged while choosing an outfit?" He squinted his eyes at the brunette, "What's wrong?"

"I don't wanna leave the house~" BamBam admitted waiting for a reaction.

"Okay, then, we won't. We'll go tomorrow. The results will be out then anyway."

"But I'm hungry now." The childish boy patted his stomach.

"Order something."

"Order it for me~"

"What's gotten into you, seriously?"

"I'm lazy."

"Oh, really," Yugyeom's sarcasm didn't leave unnoticed and BamBam pouted, "It's your turn to clean the room so-"

The hands that found their way around the younger boy's waist caused him to stiffen. He didn't expect it but even thou he wouldn't admit out loud, he was enjoying it.

"Do it for me~" BamBam whispered in his ear resting his head on the other's shoulder.

"D-Do it yourself." Yugyeom tried to sound intimidating but it ended up in stutters.

"Aww~ so cute."

He got pinched on the cheek as the older moved away from him.

"You-why-what's wrong with you?"

Even Yugyeom himself couldn't understand what he was saying but he was desperately trying. Trying....to do what?

BamBam usually behaved like this. He was clingy and affectionate, their almost six centimeters height difference allowing him to look even cuter. To tell the truth, Yugyeom acknowledged that very often. Whenever he would try on any of Yugyeom's clothes, the older would look as if he's a really tiny teddy bear.

"I'm not doing anything for you." He finally said earning a sad look.

"You're a big meanie~" BamBam concluded using his higher voice to prove his point somehow.

"Are you drunk?" Yugyeom suddenly asked causing the other to give him a glare.

"It's called acting, idiot. I don't know how you didn't give in, everyone- Wait a minute.."

The maknae's eyes followed the older until he was out of sight. He's probably thinking of something really stupid right now-

"What are you doing," Yugyeom face palmed when his expectations proved right, "Where do you have that many beers from? You're not even old enough to buy alcohol."

"Jackson-hyung brought them over." The other said proudly.

"For you?" The younger quirked an eyebrow.

"No, but he didn't say we couldn't borrow a few."

"What if someone catches us?"

"Oh please," BamBam made a grimace as he gestured the maknae to come with him, "Let's go to our room and lock ourselves in. Simple as that."

"I'm not sure about that."

"I'm not sure about your fashion taste," The older boy snapped back but noticed that the boy's outfit consisted of a sweater he'd given Yugyeom himself, "Okay, maybe not today but usually."

The other boy chuckled and they finally reached their destination.

Checking the locks for one last time, they set the alcohol down along with some snacks they found in BamBam's bedside cabinet.

"So, who calls the shots?"

"Nobody. That's beer. We can't get drunk from it."

"If we drink enough."

"Why would we- Ugh, you're not even normal on day basis I can imagine what will happen if this gets in your system."

"Yah! Are you calling me crazy? If you're so positive you can withstand it, drink a whole bottle in one shot." BamBam smirked at the challenge.

"You really want to do this? Fine, but only if you try first, hyung."

"You're on it, kid."

The grin slowly disappeared from the older's face as it scrunched up. He finally set the bottle down, no liquid left in it. The Thai's head was starting to throb but he couldn't let the maknae defeat him.

"I can't believe you actually did that."

"Why? Are you scared?"

That was enough to make Yugyeom follow his hyung's steps and down the bottle.

An hour or two later the two boys were laying on the ground next to each other, their eyesight unable to catch any of their surroundings.

"So blurry~" BamBam spoke and then turned to his best friend with a grin, "How...feel?"

"I'm fine. You seem worse."

"How are- Kim Yugyeom, get off my chest!!"

"I'm not on your chest. I'm right next to you...Aish~ you drank too much."

"Kim Yugyeom, I am not going to repeat!!"

The called boy couldn't help but sigh and chuckle at this helpless drunk.

"What am I gonna do with you?"

"Kiss me."

The bold statement had Yugyeom squirming away from his friend who was desperately trying to follow him but kept failing because of his disorientation.

"Y-You need to go to sleep." The maknae decided but it was no use trying to talk with him.

"Kiss me~"

Yugyeom thought back to all those times he's spend inside the dorm just relaxing and talking about random stuff with BamBam. The two were really and at some points their relationship could be questioned.

"Okay."

So, he leaned closer as promised and connected their lips. It seemed to have gotten the other by surprise as he wasn't kissing back. Yugyeom was about to halt when he finally felt the boy move as well. He established quite the dominant position over his dongsaeng and ran his fingers through the other's light red locks. He even pulled on his hair once earning a moan from the younger.

The finally let go, Yugyeom panting like crazy clutching his heart while BamBam only licked his lips.

"Was that the only way to get you?" He suddenly asked causing the realization to hit the boy on the floor.

"You're not drunk?"

"It's called acting~"

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a/n *hides behind curtain*
no dab reference? Well, sorry 0^0
but you gotta say that was dirty-ish. also, yugbam is my shit - I love them got7 maknae line too much .-.