maria: bby wat happened to ur faceu?
mofo: an asshole punched me in da face. I still look good, don't i?
maria: of course, not.
mofo: fk u maria
[ time skip ]
me: *cleaning the toilet*
mofo: bruh i broke up with maria, she told me i didn't look good because i have this! *points at bruise in the side of the lips* and it's ur fault!
me: my fault?! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU WERE BORN UGLY, say that to yo momma
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