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I'm going at the cafe.

mofo: buy me some shit dude

me: what shit, dOG SHIT?

mofo: lol r u kidding me?

me: i'll buy myself a caramel macchiato

mofo: then buy me laTTAE

And then I walked to the nearby cafe not far away from our home.

I went to the counter and asked the cashier

me: one caramel macchiato and one dog shit pls

her: i'm sorry sir, we don't sell dog shits

me: then suck my ass bai.

Another nonsense fk.
©thunderknife-

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