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Hi, I got lost trying to deliver your 146963479965 pizzas

Oh! You just have to go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600 floor.

Ummmm, this was a prank text. You do know the Empire State Building doesn't go that high? 🤔

Ugggg! Stupid mortals! I'm Zeus! I live on the 600 floor! I live on Olympus! And I want my pizza! 🍕

Um, sir are you ok?

I am the almighty Zeus! I am fine! 😠

Well I need proof that you are the real Zeus😐

Grrrrrr, alright. A lightning bolt will appear and will be huge in
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I'm impressed! But that could just be a coincidence. I need more proof

Gahh fine! A wind storm will nock down your tree
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Ok that wasn't a coincidence!

Yeah, I am the one and only Zeus!

I've always wondered why Hera was so mean to Hapheastus.

It was a personal issue of hers. 😬

Hmm. Ok then. Well I gotta go.

Just don't give anymore mortals my number. It is annoying enough to have you in my contacts.

Oh. Ok. Little harsh. 😕

What's your name mortal?

Ali. 😊

Bye Ali

Bye Zeus

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