climber chris: ashley finally went to bed bless
whore #1: jessica is pretending to be a myspace emo
wash joshington: yikes
j3ssic4 th3 3mo: mcr saved me :3 i luv bvb!!!1!!1!!1 pHaN is ReAL >•<
wash joshington: yIKES
mike the dyke: jess no
whore #2: ok i'm done
matty b: bless
hannah joshington: GODDAMMIT WHY DO YOU TALK ABOUT STALE BAGELS SO MUCH
squirly sam: I
squirly sam: WHAT
hannah joshington: WRONG CHAT
wash joshington: I WANT BAGELS
climber chris: JOSH WE HAVE BAGELS
wash joshington: BUT THEYRE IN THE KITCHEN AND THE KITCHEN IS SO FAR AWAY
beth joshington: rt your goals
ashtag: SMH CHRIS AND JOSH STILL HAVENT FOUND OUT SO?? I CANT PLAY IT FOR YOU BUT THE CHORDS ARE G, A, Fm, AND C AND JUST REPEAT THOSE AND ADD AN Em AT THE BRIDGE
ashtag: WRONF CHAT
climber chris: WE HAVENT FOUND OUT WHAT
wash joshington: CHORDS?? DO YOU PLAY GUITAR OR SOMETHING??
whore #2: SHE PLAYS UKULELE
wash joshington: THATS SO CUTE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US
ashtag: JESS I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
mike the dyke: WHY
ashtag: CHRIS AND JOSH ARE GONNA MOCK ME FOR IT
climber chris: WHAT NO THATS ADORABLE
squirly sam: AW
wash joshington: ASH IS SO CUTE STAB ME
ashtag: IM NOT CUTE
matty b: YOURE PURE AND INNOCENT AND SO SMALL
beth joshington: QT
hannah joshington: ARE WE ALL JUST CALLING ASHLEY CUTE NOW
ashtag: IM NOT CUTE IM EVIL AND DARK AND SCARY
ashtag: FEAR ME
climber chris: yesterday you screamed because you dropped a cup
ashtag: it broke and i didn't wanna get cut
wash joshington: you liar
wash joshington: the cup was plasTIC
ashtag: listen i didn't wanna get on the head or something it was natural reaction ok
wash joshington: exactly
wash joshington: getting scared of plastic cups isn't scary
ashtag: ok well i once jumped out of a closet when you walked by and you got scared
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cynosure ; until dawn
Fanfictionin which ashley and josh steal chris's jackets all the time, emily and jessica fight over who's eyeliner is more on point, beth and sam cuddle a shit ton, matt and mike call each other sluts all the time, and hannah is the mom of the group. so, bei...
