(a/n: this takes place the next day when everyone left okay fight me)
matty b: brendon urie needs to get his shit together
matty b: "ryden wasn't real" bitch imma fly away from your bullshit
matty b: boi thought ryan seacrest was ryan ross
whore #1: is he drunk
mike the dyke: no he's just been ranting about ryden all day
wash joshington: chris is so weird
climber chris: thanks
wash joshington: he doesn't like cold pizza
wash joshington: what kind of person doesn't like cold pizza
ashtag: CHRIS IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU
climber chris: STOP ATTACKING ME
whore #2: boi cold pizza is the bomb
matty b: ^^ tru
climber chris has left the chat
ashtag: mmmm watcha say
climber chris has been added to the chat!
wash joshington: boi you can't eat cold pizza sam couldn't eat the pizza at all she vegetarian
squirly sam: actually i'm vegan check your privileges(:
climber chris: ashley won't let me get out of bed
ashtag: I JUST WANT SOME GODDAMN CUDDLES BUT ALL YOU WANT IS WATER
climber chris: IM THIRSTY OK
whore #2: i'll send you some clorox to quench your thirst
beth joshington: OH SHIT (OH SHIT)
climber chris: i prefer tide check your privileges
wash joshington: I CANR BREATHE WHY ARE TOU LIKE THIS
mike the dyke: i'm dead inside
ashtag: aren't we all
squirly sam: can i tell you guys a secret
hannah joshington: go for it
squirly sam: bvb 4 life!!1!!1!! i'm emo xD don't judge!!! *nuzzles u* ur so kawaii :3 mCr sAveD mE!!1!!!1!1 kellin quinn is my daddy x3
squirly sam has been removed from the group
squirly sam has been added to the chat
ashtag: y'all bein dicks when literally all of us went through scene/emo phases
climber chris: actually you and jess are the only ones who went through scene phases
wash joshington: FUCK I REMEMBER THAT
wash joshington: JESS DYED HER HAIR BLACK WITH A PINK STREAK AND ASH WORE ALL BLACK AND SKINNY JEANS EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE 100 DEGREES
whore #1: AND THEY BOTH ONLY EVER TALKED ABOUT PIERCE TBE BLACK VEILS AND SLEEPING WITH HORIZONS OR WHATEVER
whore #2: ACTUALLY ITS PIERCE THE VEIL, BRING ME THE HORIZON, BLACK VEIL BRIDES, AND SLEEPING WITH SIRENS
whore #2: CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES SWEATY(:
ashtag: DONT TALK ABOUT MY SCENE PHASE
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cynosure ; until dawn
Fanfictionin which ashley and josh steal chris's jackets all the time, emily and jessica fight over who's eyeliner is more on point, beth and sam cuddle a shit ton, matt and mike call each other sluts all the time, and hannah is the mom of the group. so, bei...
