STAR WARS!!!!

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So hopefully most of you guys know that it was 4/5/16 the other day (May the Fourth be with you so international Star Wars day) and I wasn't able to do anything so I'll start a chapter on it! enjoy!


 

Darth Vader: I AM YOUR FATHER

Luke: NO NO

Darth Vader: YOU ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

Luke: NO NO NO NO

Darth Vader: AHHH YES YES

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Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Obi Wan Kanobi: I shall past *waves hand*

Gandalf:...... YOU SHALL PASS

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*Star wars 7 trailer*

Han: Chewie, we're home

Star Wars fans: DJCNIEDJVN;SDVJHWDOCIJWBDCOIJEWBCPIQ

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Luke: Obi Wan, why did you die?

Obi Wan: I had to

Luke: but why?

Obi Wan: I don't know

Luke:....

Obi Wan: UH FINE!!! I WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!!! YOU SMELL

Luke: ... 0_0

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Darth Vader: *playing his theme on the keyboard*

Commander: Sir, the rebel alliance-

Darth Vader: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

Commander:....

Darth Vader: *messes up* AUGHHHHHHHH

Commander: calm down my lord, I'm sure you'll get it

Darth Vader: *chokes Commander*

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Darth Vader: NO, I AM YOUR FATHER

Luke: WHAT!?! You owe my mum like $100000000 on child support

Darth Vader: crap really? cuz I kinda spent it all on the death star

Luke: well..... now that's mine!!!

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Darth Vader: Dancing down the hallway while listening to 'Uptown Funk'

Emperor: Can I listen?

Darth Vader: NO

Emperor: Please?

Darth Vader: NO NO NO

Emperor: why?

Darth Vader: no *hugs phone* my presioussssssss

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