*Fellowship at table*
Gandalf: YOU SHALL PASS THE GRAVY
Pippin: Gandalf you don't have to yell *passes gravy*
Gandalf: sorry, I was just remembering the Balrog incident
Everyone: *quietly eating besides Gimli*
Gimli: OM NOM NOM NOM
Legolas: must you always eat so loudly Gimli?
Gimli: Well I'm not a pretty elf princess like you so I guess YES OM NOM NOM
Legolas: *stands up*I AM NOT A PRETTY ELF PRINCESS
Boromir: One does not simply yell at the table!
Frodo: Guys stop! Gimli, please eat with some manners and Legolas your not an Elf princess, you're a fabulous elf prince!
Legolas: Thank YOU *hair flip*
Pippin: SO Aragorn, you and Arwen?
Aragorn: yeah what about us?
Merry: Have you banged her yet?
Everyone: MERRY
Merry: WHAT?!? I just wanted to know
Sam: *sigh* How is Arwen?
Aragorn: She's Good
Gandalf: GOOD?!?
Frodo: calm down Gandalf *grabs Gandalfs hand*
Boromir: *chokes on water*
Everyone: *silently eating again*
Pippin: Marry stop kicking meh!
Merry: I'm not you stop kicking ME!
Merry & Pippin: *look under table* GOLLUM?!?
Gollum: Yessssss precioussss? *comes out from under table*
Legolas: *screams like girl* EEEEKKKK!!!!
Everyone: *Stares at Legolas*
Legolas: *blushes* *cries*
Author: It's ok Leggy, Don't cry *hugs*
Boromir: Who Da fuq are you?!?!
Author: I AM YOUR GOD!!! *Kisses Legolas and runs away*
Legolas: Bi!!! *blows kiss*
Everyone: ?
Aragorn: Legolas who was that?!?
Legolas: Didn't you hear? That's our God! She can make us say or do anything!!! And she's my GF
Everyone: 😳
Merry: I thought you were dating Gimli!
Gimli: Shut up Merry I thought you were dating Pippin!
Merry and pippin:...
Boromir: DAMMMMM
Everyone: *silence again*
Frodo: Hey where'd my Potatoes go?
Gollum: *turns around with potatoes shoved in mouth* ....
Frodo: Gollum!!! I love Sam's Potatos!!!
Boromir: That's what she said!!!!
Frodo: be quiet! 😞
Sam: here Frodo you can have mine I'm full!
Frodo: Thanks Sam! 😊
THE END
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