Conspiracy Theories (completed)

Spongebob{2}: Drugs

So, another SpongeBob conspiracy...hehe
This theory states that all main characters are on some type of addictive drug or alcohol. Enjoy💜
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SpongeBob ~ [Meth amphetamines] just think. Why is he always so happy and energetic? He gets REALLY paranoid every now & then, and gets in a bad mood super fast. Crazy mood swings are a result of meth. He never has one specific mood.

Patrick ~ [Stoner] He laughs at {literally} EVERYTHING and is always eating.

Sandy ~ [Alcoholic] Let's face it, she ruins pretty much every episode she's in because she's always drinking.

Squidward ~ [Heroine] He's obviously depressed, and always yelling, and worried about his paycheck😂 that last part wasn't important, a joke from the show.

Mr. Krabs ~ [Coke] Always full of energy and money stingy (cheap), Coke is expensive.

Hope you enjoyed. Honestly nothing could ruin spongebob for me, I have loved it for too long. Me and my cousin used to just sit on the couch and replay this scene about a gajillion times:
Sq-Squidward          Sb-SpongeBob
Sq: Let me see the pizza!
Sb: NO! It's for the customer!
Sq: Who cares about the customer?!
Sb: I do!
Sq: Well I*hold out "i" for 2 seconds* DONT
Sb: *dramatic gasp* SQUUIIIIDWARD!!

Ah, the good ol' days *plays "stressed out"*
BAI!