Wedding Nightmares

C6: Gay Mood Swings

Chapter 6

Alicia's POV

Allan X. Yohan...

A certified homo that is intended to be one of my best friends.

I've known him since we were high school students. He's the popular kid from back then; always the smart ass, the gentleman and most likely, the hot guy. Ang daming may gusto sa kanya nun. Girls that are very obsessed with him, willing to take necessary means para lang makuha siya, too bad he didn't swing that way.

He's gay, diba nga?

He wasn't actually gay in high school, but he was when we were in our college years. Hindi man mahalata ng iba na bakla siya kasi gwapo nga at kay ganda ng katawan, there are some who still asked him if he really was kahit na joke yun. Kalimitan niloloko ni Allan ng oo minsan naman hindi. Pero kaming dalawa ni Isay, alam na alam naming bakla yan.

Umamin na eh.

Gays are known for their fancy of boys. The magazines, the net, even while shopping at the mall. Makikita mo yang kinikilig na parang ewan kada makakakita ng type niya.

And if Allan was like that?

One word.

Definitely.

Hindi man kasing-OA nung ibang mga bakla diyan na kulang nalang ay iuwi na yung lalaki sa sobrang kilig o kaya halik-halikan yung picture sa sobrang gwapo, but the signs are still there. He will smile or won't talk for a couple of minutes, that's the typical Allan.

Kaya kung magbabalak kayong mga babae na ligawan si bakla, huwag nalang. Aasa lang kayo. Allan's known for being a stubborn kid, kapag sinabi niyang ganun siya, ganun siya hanggang pagtanda.

Well, according sa kanya.

All my life I brushed off anything that is related with one night stands. Not until this day na mismong kaibigan ko ay nakaranas nung 3 word phrase na yun. Mukhang wala talagang makapipigil sa init ng katawan eh noh? And I have my gay best friend to prove that.

"Damn it, Allan. Paano kapag nabuntis mo yun? Lagot ka kay tito." nag-aalala kong sabi sa kanya while standing in shock, but he just looked up at me and glared.

"Kung hindi mo sana ako iniwanan nun edi sana hindi ako namomroblema ngayon." he hissed at me.

Napataas ako sa dalawa kong kamay saying na hindi ko siya inaaway at tinutulungan ko lang siya. Tch, ako na nga lang kakampi nito, inaaway pa ako.

Freaking gay mood swings.

"I'm sorry! I-I just didn't know what came to me that time. B-buti nga at iniwan kita eh, kung hindi, baka ganun din ang nangyari satin. Like eww..."

I was expecting for a comeback pero tumayo lang siya at napahagod dun sa gulu-gulo niyang buhok na hula ko kanina niya pa hindi inaayos.

He looked like he aged 10 years, hot but still terrible.

Sinamaan niya ulit ako ng tingin at naglakad papalapit sakin. He pointed his index finger towards my face na halos matouch na niya yung noo ko kaya napataas ulit ako sa kamay ko. "I'll be going to a doctor today and you're coming with me."

Nanliit yung mata ko. "Hindi mabilis lumabas yung pregnancy symptoms, at higit sa lahat, hindi ikaw yung mabubuntis."

"I'll be doing a test if I would be HIV positive, not a pregnancy test!" asing niya pabalik na ikinataas naman ng kilay ko.

"You've got to be kidding me." Sabi ko with a look of disbelief. HIV positive? Ginawa niya namang GRO yung babaeng nakasama niya. "Prestige bar yun bakla, imposibleng HIV carrier yung naka-one night stand mo!"