"I'm Bad Batman!"
"No your Travis. There is no such thing as Bad Batman"
"Yes there is, I am, Bad Batman! How's my voice, am I getting it right? I'm Bad Batman, I create trouble for all."
"Batman is good, he doesn't have any evil twin or anything, your Travis."
"Fear me, Gotham city! Bad Batman is here to conquer the world!"
"We're in Boise. Stop standing in the table. No one here is an evil villain."
"But I'm here! Bad Batman! The most evil villain there ever was and ever will be!"
"No Travis. Your NOT Bad Batman. Bad Batman, for the final time, doesn't exist."
"If I don't exist, then why am I standing in front of you?"
"Your standing in front of me because your Travis!"
"Do I look like Travis to you?"
"No, you look like a crazy person standing in my table!"
"You know why I don't look like this Travis you speak of?"
"I swear to god..."
"Because im, Bad Batman!"
