Ranting

The Meanings Behind Texting (Part Two)

1. Brb
Yeah, I'm not gonna be back in a while, so you might want to get comfy.

2. Hang on
I'm stalling for as long as I can.

3. I gtg
I really don't, but I'm tired and hungry and I'd rather be eating the fries that await me in the kitchen.

4. Help
I mean I don't really need help, but I'm bored and trying to keep the conversation going is my first priority.

5. How's it going?
Do I really care? No.

6. Are you free tomorrow?
Or Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and every single other day of the week?...Because I am.

7. Yeah, I'm not busy
WHY HAVE YOU NOT ASKED SOONER?

8. Really?
I might be a little interested.

9. REALLY?
Ok, I'm actually really interested.

10. Bye
I sort of want to go, but sort of don't.

11. BYYYEEEEE
DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEE

I just wanted to say a quick thanks to everyone that has been supporting this book. I really just do it for fun, so I've been surprised at how many people have been actually reading this book. Thanks a whole bunch xx

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