Charlie and the Future of Chocolate

Sales Pitch to Queen Elizabeth

Floating Candy Pitch

Miss Queen Elizabeth,

Manners, salutations, humble greetings aside; why have you not yet declared an official candy for the UK? I understand, you must have a busy schedule watching over a few countries on top of caring for your beloved dogs, but this matter has been unaddressed for far too long.

Before I give you my suggestion, what would you say the greatest problem for eating candy is, especially for a dignified official such as yourself? Sticky fingers, of course! You can’t go shaking the prime minister of Hawaii’s hand with the remnants of your last chocolate bar still on your hands, or honey that leaked its way out of your last Honeybee Bun!

Wonka Factory’s latest creation is the perfect solution: hands free candy! Moon Rocks, mined directly from my own personal moon, float in the air right before your eyes!

This new candy is just what England needs to put it back on top of Western Civilization, I strongly suggest you consider it when choosing the UKs first official candy!