Dysfunctional (GamKar)

Chapter 14

-Third Person-

Gamzee and Karkat got dressed and sat on separate ends of the couch as they finished "50 first dates".

They slept in the recupracoon together and had forgiving "sloppy makeouts".

"GAMZEE! STOP EATING IT!"
Gamzee put another dab of soper slime in his mouth.

"WhAt MoThErFuCkEr?"

"I'LL JUST PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS THAT."

"sAyS wHaT?"

" 'DO NOT EAT.' "

"oH."
He put more in his mouth

"SHOULD I DO IT RIGHT NOW?!?"

"HaHa...YeAh!"

"THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!"

"wAs It?"

"YE-"
Gamzee covered Karkat's mouth and smiled.

"MMN!"

"ShHh..."

Karkat gave up trying to remove Gamzee's hand and rolled his eyes.
Gamzee removed his hand.

"Thank you."

"No MoThErFuCkIn' PrObLeM."

"Sorry for hitting you earlier."

"It'S cOoL."

Gamzee hugged Karkat and Karkat hugged back.
Gamzee started rubbing Karkat's horns and Karkat fell limb into Gamzee with his hands on his chest.

"CuTe LiL' mOtHeRfUcKeR."

" 'PUUuurr...PUuurr...' "

"GuEsS yOu'Re ThE sUbmIsSiVe OnE."

"...f...fuck...you.."

"LiKe I sAiD, yOu'Re ThE sUbBmIsIvE oNe. So YoU cAn'T do that."

"You...know...what I....m..meeaan..."

"HaHa...YeAh,I dO."
Gamzee rubbed the base of Karkat's horns and Karkat started moaning.

"WoAh mOtHeRfUcKeR..."
Gamzee continued rubbing his horns.

"Nnnnng...."
Karkat clung himself to Gamzee and grabbed his bulge.

"WOAH KARBRO!"
Gamzee tried getting Karkat to remove himself but it didn't work.
Karkat poked Gamzee's nook with his bulge and Gamzee pushed it back with his own.

"I'M NOT BEING THE SUBBMISIVE ONE!"

"cAlM dOwN!"

"ACTUALLY. FUCK YOU!"
Karkat pushed his bulge farther in Gamzee's nook.

"....NoT tO bE lIkE...rUdE oR aNyThInG...bUt LoWbLoOdS cUm FaStEr."

"SHUT IT SMARTASS!"

"GoOd LuCk."
Karkat growled and removed himself from Gamzee.

".....I..still am gonna get you."

"CoOl BrO."

"NOT 'COOL'!"
They bickered a bit more and fell asleep in each other's arms.