Part 22

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by qwertybot

by qwertybot

Drunk Person: Yo whre u att gurl? sooo ****ing hammered. come to briatneys. we gon get white gurl wasssted

Other person: Hi there, Random Intoxicated Person. While I would love to abandon my sobriety in the manner of a Caucasian female, as you so eloquently suggested, I am unable to do so. I have a woefully boring engagement known to many as a "job," that starts promptly at 8 tomorrow. Therefore, I must decline your invitation. Nevertheless, I wish you all the best. Please extend my sincerest regrets to "Briatney."

Drunk person: da fu**? lol ru drunk already??

Other person: Alright... let's try this again. OMG GURL YOU GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAY?