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Illegal My Ass

"What's up? Why did you stop?" Surfer dude looked at her in confussion.

"Maybe cos'your hands were exploring more than Dora.I wouldn't have minded but Dora had a map and a compass so she knew where se was going. You on the other hand were like a tourist in the center of London. Lost as a fucking fiddle." The brunete responded, and I literally almost pisses my frealink pants.