"Because you don't need to be wearing makeup for me to think that you are the most beautiful woman in the world. There's no point in arguing. I'm right, you're wrong, I win."
"I love your logic despite the fact that it is lacking resemblance of the word."
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"Of course I care about you. Without you, I might actually have to hang out with people that likes me."
"Good luck finding one."
"See? That right there. Who needs friendship when you have blind hatred?"
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