climber chris: ashley won't make any spaghetti for me i'm suing
ashtag: stop attacking me
matty b: don't be upsetti
mike the dyke: have some spaghetti
whore #2: eat the spaghetti
wash joshington: to forgetti your regretti
climber chris: i hate all of you i just want some fucking spaghetti
wash joshington: if i were there i'd make some spaghetti for u babe
climber chris: at least someone loves me
ashtag: as chris trash #1, i will make you some spaghetti
wash joshington: mmmm watcha say
wash joshington: i'm chris trash #1
climber chris: oh god not this again
ashtag: CHRIS I LOVE YOU
wash joshington: I LLVD YOU MODE CHRJS
climber chris: i hope you know i hate you both
squirly sam: hannah is coming out btw
hannah joshington: i'm not ace i just failed to admit that i'm madly in love with my sister's girlfriend lmao
squirly sam: way to subtle
beth joshington: i
beth joshington: so you pretended to be ace for four months just so you wouldn't hurt my feelings
hannah joshington: basically
beth joshington: i'm crying you're too nice to me
squirly sam: lowkey likes hannah but doesn't know what to do
ashtag: polygamy exists
whore #1: isn't that incest tho
ashtag: nah the relationship would revolve around sam
ashtag: beth and hannah would be dating sam but beth and hannah wouldn't be dating each other
beth joshington: idk if hannah and sam are chill i'm chill
squirly sam: i'm always a slut for trying new things and i highkey have a crush on hannah anyway lmao
hannah joshington: i'm actually dead currently
climber chris: there's so much polygamy here
climber chris: i bet by 2017 everyone here will be dating each other besides beth hannah and josh bc yknow
climber chris: that'd be gross
matty b: ew then i'd become a #straighty 😷😷😷
ashtag: FUCK YOU IM DATING TWO DUDES
matty b: I MEANT IT IRONICALLY DONT ATTACK ME
climber chris: ash now has thirteen of my jackets i
wash joshington: ash doesn't have any of my jackets smh
ashtag: actually
ashtag: y'know when you first left for ny and couldn't find your black jacket
wash joshington: yeah??
ashtag: i have it
ashtag: and 3 others
wash joshington: rt your goals
climber chris: ashley is currently hugging me so tight i can't breathe
whore #1: jess is currently doing my makeup
whore #2: QUIT MOVING YOURE MESSING UP THE EYELINER
mike the dyke: MATT JUST SCREAMED AND I CAME TO SEE WHY AND IT TURNS OUT HE SPILT COFFEE ON HIS CROTCH I CSNR BRESTHE
matty b: STOP ATTACKINg ME
climber chris: i just realized something
climber: ashley is the only one not dating someone of the same gender
wash joshington: ew she's a hetero scum 😷😷
ashtag: i will go fuck sam
climber chris: can we make this a threesome
squirly sam: I NEVER CONSENTED TO THIS
beth joshington: STOP ATTACKING MY BABY GIRL
wash joshington: kinky
hannah joshington: kys
ESTÁS LEYENDO
cynosure ; until dawn
Fanficin which ashley and josh steal chris's jackets all the time, emily and jessica fight over who's eyeliner is more on point, beth and sam cuddle a shit ton, matt and mike call each other sluts all the time, and hannah is the mom of the group. so, bei...
